A New Saga - 10a

How ladies take care or how ladies make their appearance when they attend a function, traditional or extra……….?

1. Facial:

All lands and pits are somewhat leveled and made into a plain surface by this technique. This is achieved by the application of a special layer of 1-1.25 inches thickness [approximately] comprising of lactocalamel like solutions, fair and lovely like creams and rose powder like mixtures. This is also called as plateau leveling.

2. Hair dress:

According to you know who’s father, this latest style may be witnessed in very dry areas of India and Somalia, where non-availability of water affects the life. This SEMBATTAI hair is obtained by coloring. This is forest leveling.

* 3.Threading: [Performed by experts, don’t try this at home]

This is a tedious process previously used by some terrorist groups.Most of the hair follicles of eyebrow are removed , leaving behind meagre amount , just for not to be accused . ( Terrorists remove their eyebrow to hide their identity).

4. Trimming:

The extra large hair follicles are subsided in this process, not to mention this in detail. In short, Veerapandia kattabomman girl is transformed into a madhavan or maddy girl.
This is Grassland leveling.

5. Dressing:

This is really a nice process by which they are encouraging the different talents in designing (sarees) and cutting edge technology (blouse). Most of the color selection and design are the cause for NEWS such as sudden death of 2 cows, loss of sight for 3 dogs and a 70 year old man. Reasons are still puzzling.

6. Accessories:

Usually this section helps ICCI bank’s business in the form of credit and debit cards and contributes a lot to the gold mine workers of South Africa.

7. Lip stick – Nail polish – Bindi:

This triplet combination is more powerful than 3-Tamil combination.

Lip stick might sometime contribute to the previous dog, cow news. [Rarely seductive].

Nail polish , eventually creates the movements of hands like a mirudhanga vidhvan for better exposure.

Bindi, difficult to find or feel its presence in most cases.
Note: All 3 are in same color mostly.

8. Slip-per:

Usually it will be some feet above the sea level. Basic idea behind this is to use them for seating arrangement (stool) in crowded, seat devoid situations. Rapidly developing as a lethal weapon with sharp knife heels.

9. Verification and confirmation:

Usually the one which (who) is married to or born with the lady are used in this section (first male appearance, wow). Feedbacks are not generally considered.

10. Muttham (Kiss):

Final stage, where the mirror image shows a sigh of relief, gets a (ich) kiss floated towards it, even implanted on it directly making the particular area lose its reflecting capacity.


In spite of all the teasing, most of the gents are proud to be used in verification (they too might get an ich sporadically) and want to become the mirror to get that beautiful one. Gents LUV them, Protect them, bcoz they are always PRECIOUS (even with flaws).