January 28, 2008

Current Shock

The election propaganda are very very impressive and lets take a look at those worthy things now for few minutes....

The parties published several books when they formed it..and release one by one for the successive elections..In the film "Mudhalvan" there will be a scene explaining the election time promises by the parties..

following is a littile sample which is fully fictitious...

Selvi J.J. Amma : If we were elected we will provide a Pulsor bike to each male student and a Scooty Pep to each girl student..We will provide free "Flight Pass" for all the students of both govt. school and other schools..We will plant trees as our symbol is "Irattai Ilai" and if DMK is elected TN will suffer from heavy blow of heat as their symbol is "Rising sun"..So please vote for us for your better fortune (of course theirs).

Dr.Kalingar : If we were elected we will increase the salary of govt. employees about 250%... I will write dialogues for films and give it to directors free of cost and save the film industry...Through "SUN TV " we will spread good news all over the world with improved strength..We will not here after follow the family politics and new contestents like stalin's wife , dayanidi's wife will contest the election..

Captain : If we were elected Tamil Nadu Police will be forced to border and arrest all sort of Terrorists...Stunt scenes will be featured in Podhigai channel regularly...No films will be released parallely to avoid clashes b/w the fans..(Especially to run his own film)...Every citizen should sing National Anthem 5 times a day...Patriotism will be made a compulsory subject for all students..and defence against dark terrorists will also be included in the syllabus...

Vaiko : Every one will be given training to play "Pambaram" and we will try to include pambaram in the olympics and lift the Tamil Nadu's heritage in the global olympics..Then we will allow people to support any groups and will not arrest any body for supporting any body...Kalingappati will be made as tha capital of TN...

Dr.Ayya : If we were elected we will ban all the scenes in the Tamil Films ....We will protest against the films having non-Tamil titles and release the film as it was..We will increase the intrest of people by fighting with famous stars...We will cancel the entrance exams and even the regular exams for all the Engineering and Medical students...

all the above statements are fully imaginary..

January 27, 2008

One day around Chennai

Just a day travel around many hot spots in Chennai these
tags covered me much … Difference is a major part in the
advertising field …so here are some tags…

1. Beauty parlor : Don’t whistle at the girls
coming
out of our Parlor. She may be your Grand mother.

2. A signal at a turn : Stop here or you will go ^ -CCTP.

You might have seen at the back of many autos..
“Ankala parameshwari thunai” “Kannathal thunai” ,

“body guard muniswarar thunai” etc.. But a new one I saw

3. Auto back side : Podhumakkal thunai

( People are for me to Support).

4. NIIT : Come in as pup.. go out as hot dogs..

5. Hutch : In every Indian’s breathe.. Though you

may have airtel or aircel but you sneeze as Hutch.

6. Kohinoor c
ondoms : Inspire every one.. oops! Your’s one.

7. Macrennet : Even nuts like our nuts.. about you ?

8. Eicher (trucks
and buses) : Hitch Eichers guide to
the Galaxy and even to roads..

9. SSN institutions : We say S when you(anna univ) say NO.

10.LIC : Life is subjected to risk so as our
policies..

11.Spic : We make you lick even Gas..

12.Tamil Nadu Pollution
ctrl board : We control even your CO2 ..

13.Intellectual Property India : If you are intellect you can
own any
One’s property..

14.Sadan clinic : Test your testis..

15.DMDK (Vijayakanth’s party) : We replace calling bells
by DRUMS..
You hit it we will be at your service.



January 9, 2008

!0 precaution for cooking

When you want to cook, you must take 10 precautions. These are done in order to protect you from abuses from the fellow consumers.

1. Make sure you didnt add any salt to food,let it be served at table.
2.similarly no spices...
3.when cooking, first light the stove with utmost attention.
4. Care needed while cooking hot water.
5.Add some special powders like gokul santhol in you food to improve taste.
6. Be patient while others scold.
7. dont taste the food immediately after you finish cooking.
8.
9.
10. All is well that ends well, so turn off the gas cylinder properly.

8,9 left for you....

January 8, 2008

I got the award Bloggers of The World

I started a new blog called rajzone for writing my personal experience and jovial thoughts. I maintained it quite well, so that i was able to attract friends from other side of the world. I usually write about the girls and also got many girls readers. There are some close friends in blogging. One of them is doctor Kavi who gave me this award " Bloggers of the World". Im so happy doc to receive this award from your hands and thank you very much. If you want to see this award, please visit my another blog rajzone and comment on it.

Im tagged by my favorite thalaivi, PK...She is really a fantastic person and she is a great blogger, i know. This is a normal new year resolution tag. So friends, don feel much if i tag this to you...


I tag

  1. vijay
  2. mahesh
  3. sathish
  4. sid
  5. sano
  6. boopu
  7. kavin
  8. jayashree
  9. preethika
  10. kavi