A New Saga - 10a

How ladies take care or how ladies make their appearance when they attend a function, traditional or extra……….?

1. Facial:

All lands and pits are somewhat leveled and made into a plain surface by this technique. This is achieved by the application of a special layer of 1-1.25 inches thickness [approximately] comprising of lactocalamel like solutions, fair and lovely like creams and rose powder like mixtures. This is also called as plateau leveling.

2. Hair dress:

According to you know who’s father, this latest style may be witnessed in very dry areas of India and Somalia, where non-availability of water affects the life. This SEMBATTAI hair is obtained by coloring. This is forest leveling.

* 3.Threading: [Performed by experts, don’t try this at home]

This is a tedious process previously used by some terrorist groups.Most of the hair follicles of eyebrow are removed , leaving behind meagre amount , just for not to be accused . ( Terrorists remove their eyebrow to hide their identity).

4. Trimming:

The extra large hair follicles are subsided in this process, not to mention this in detail. In short, Veerapandia kattabomman girl is transformed into a madhavan or maddy girl.
This is Grassland leveling.

5. Dressing:

This is really a nice process by which they are encouraging the different talents in designing (sarees) and cutting edge technology (blouse). Most of the color selection and design are the cause for NEWS such as sudden death of 2 cows, loss of sight for 3 dogs and a 70 year old man. Reasons are still puzzling.

6. Accessories:

Usually this section helps ICCI bank’s business in the form of credit and debit cards and contributes a lot to the gold mine workers of South Africa.

7. Lip stick – Nail polish – Bindi:

This triplet combination is more powerful than 3-Tamil combination.

Lip stick might sometime contribute to the previous dog, cow news. [Rarely seductive].

Nail polish , eventually creates the movements of hands like a mirudhanga vidhvan for better exposure.

Bindi, difficult to find or feel its presence in most cases.
Note: All 3 are in same color mostly.

8. Slip-per:

Usually it will be some feet above the sea level. Basic idea behind this is to use them for seating arrangement (stool) in crowded, seat devoid situations. Rapidly developing as a lethal weapon with sharp knife heels.

9. Verification and confirmation:

Usually the one which (who) is married to or born with the lady are used in this section (first male appearance, wow). Feedbacks are not generally considered.

10. Muttham (Kiss):

Final stage, where the mirror image shows a sigh of relief, gets a (ich) kiss floated towards it, even implanted on it directly making the particular area lose its reflecting capacity.


In spite of all the teasing, most of the gents are proud to be used in verification (they too might get an ich sporadically) and want to become the mirror to get that beautiful one. Gents LUV them, Protect them, bcoz they are always PRECIOUS (even with flaws).

How to select a Girl Friend............Suggestions

We have already seen about the difficulties in adding your girl friend to your friend gang and also the experts advice.... If you lost track of it, i still remind you, the success story will be told by this expert....So what next regarding the girl friends and your society.....
I still repeat , i m telling you all these stuff, by my own experience and im no way the expert.....

1.If you are in crush with other girl than ur GF.....?

• This is a critical situation in which you are in a might get caught position..
• The girl should be away from your GF approach, otherwise, unakku romba koluppunu artham....
• The human errors are possible, so mind your words while speaking, any body may be spying you.......
• Mind your eyes too..... they are dreadliest enemies in this matter.......

2. What to do when you are at the verge of break-up........?

• I hope , those who i know wont need this.... i wish they never need this......
• The thing you have to do is you have to be calm, though difficult.....
• Its great part of life da.... so think to ur fullest........
• Once, you identified it as an ego problem, then tune ur mind to flash back......
  
• when he begged for ur luv, or you..... remember the lovely moments......
• so u can adjust at this point for your love........
• Dont act as a child driven by emotion......
• If u r once committed, you should not break-up........
  

How to select a GF.....Expert section

Last time we saw some stuff to propose and introduction to family members..... This time ,we will see one major aspect...... How to make GF a part of our friend's group..... This is a tuff task for guys.... Because , some guys like me and our friends, cant accept a girl in our group...... So its difficult for the guy to leave the friends.... He obviously cant leave the girl....

1. What probs you will face, when you hide ur luv from ur friends..........?

• Your cell phone will be checked without ur knowledge.... see the expert1....
• You cant talk even to your mom over phone, any female voice will be teased....
• Friends will ask questions repeatedly, to make u admit........
• They will tease the suspected girl in front you, to test your reactions.......
• Always you will be the kalasal object.......

2. How to add the girl in your friends gang............?

• This is a bit difficult as i mentioned earlier....
• But some guys did it with perfection.... ask expert2....
• The girls have to contact each and every member of the gang and talk to him in a friendly manner.....
• She have to consider them as her friends......
• Conver the friendship to relationship for strong bounds....
• Call them anna, thambi, brother and make the link work..ask expert3.....
• If you have to do, leave your own gang....( Not recommended)...

I have 2 such sisters....... Its nice to have such friends..... Friends always tease you regarding this matter , but dont give up.......

How to select a Girl Friend............?

The main problem with guys is , still most of them have their biggest confusion is selecting their GF.... They are not seemed to be that much careful in this area.... So lets have a tutorial section by which we can guide atleast few....So these topics will discuss about the possible problems faced by guys related to these GF and stuff... The ideas are obtained from the own experience of the author and need not to be apt for all....

1. What will be the better way to propose a girl.....?

• If u are her friend, better make sure about the EQ of the Girl... Apparam feel panrathu waste...
• Check, if you have a soft corner, that you can retain atleast ur friend post..
• Propose in person at the most , never mind pissing off in front her .....
• Dont propose in temple , as suggested by some films.. The hit chance is high there...
• Decide or memorize whatever hell you are going to recite in front of her...
  

2. How to introduce each one to their respective family members.....?

• Actually i have not entered this phase... But i ll explain it with some references...
• First as usual, friend mask...
• Then make sure , your talks increase about the partner......
• Make sure you intimate your family members in and every thing your partner is this guy/girl....
• Sudden intro as a different masked guy.... Lover / love will shock your parents... Enna than irunthalum konjam think pannuvanga........
  

SO CALLED FRIENDS

Hello friends lets pay our Royal Salute to
the parents of some girls and boys for
their great level of Tolerence and the toil
they pay to meet the expense of their wards.

what is friendship?
what r the possible names for the boy-girl relation?
what is the limit laid by the society for a boy-girl
relation?
what will be the reaction of a girl when the
friend(boy) crosses his limit and viz. ?
are the boys and girls maintain the dignity of their
relation?
These are the questions rose in my mind, when im
thought abt something..

Nowadays we r seeing a healthy environment where
girls are engoying their full freedom and boys are
socially related with girls. How far this relation is true
and to what extent they are sincere to the bind ..?
Parents are allowing their wards to mingle freely
with their comrates so that they would get maximum
exposure . But some pathogens spoil this healthy
environment . They are no other than the same boys and
girls .


Im not trying to say that sharing of knowledge between
the guys and their social relation is not encouragable.
Since im a social guy , im not emphasising on that
thing ,but in what way they r spoiling the dignity
of their relation and how to maintain it ..

In near past(school) there prevailed pair culture . Two boys or
two girls will be very close and wont be intimate with
others . Then came the gang culture . Some boys or some
girls form gangs and they will be so intimate with each
other .
Now rising a new culture called "FAMILY CULTURE" .
Some girls and few boys(that too 2 or 3) form a group(family).
K this is veryy good approach to get a nice exposure and it
will be helpfull in job environvent and so on ..


These fellows r really very close . For our vision also it may
look like a good binding of friends . Then starts their ROMANCE..
They are Talking over mobiles for hours together . When asked
"Why u are talking such a long time ?"..
They simply say that " We r understanding each other"..
Then romantic pairs sprout from the family...


Why the family members are disguising themselves to be
so called friends ?...
Is love a great blunder ?... Then why they are romancing
under the mask of friends ?..
They are reverting some questions as " Cann't love develop
from friendship ?.."
K. Their point of view is also correct to some extent ..
But they could maintain the dignity of their relation
better......