Current Shock

The election propaganda are very very impressive and lets take a look at those worthy things now for few minutes....

The parties published several books when they formed it..and release one by one for the successive elections..In the film "Mudhalvan" there will be a scene explaining the election time promises by the parties..

following is a littile sample which is fully fictitious...

Selvi J.J. Amma : If we were elected we will provide a Pulsor bike to each male student and a Scooty Pep to each girl student..We will provide free "Flight Pass" for all the students of both govt. school and other schools..We will plant trees as our symbol is "Irattai Ilai" and if DMK is elected TN will suffer from heavy blow of heat as their symbol is "Rising sun"..So please vote for us for your better fortune (of course theirs).

Dr.Kalingar : If we were elected we will increase the salary of govt. employees about 250%... I will write dialogues for films and give it to directors free of cost and save the film industry...Through "SUN TV " we will spread good news all over the world with improved strength..We will not here after follow the family politics and new contestents like stalin's wife , dayanidi's wife will contest the election..

Captain : If we were elected Tamil Nadu Police will be forced to border and arrest all sort of Terrorists...Stunt scenes will be featured in Podhigai channel regularly...No films will be released parallely to avoid clashes b/w the fans..(Especially to run his own film)...Every citizen should sing National Anthem 5 times a day...Patriotism will be made a compulsory subject for all students..and defence against dark terrorists will also be included in the syllabus...

Vaiko : Every one will be given training to play "Pambaram" and we will try to include pambaram in the olympics and lift the Tamil Nadu's heritage in the global olympics..Then we will allow people to support any groups and will not arrest any body for supporting any body...Kalingappati will be made as tha capital of TN...

Dr.Ayya : If we were elected we will ban all the scenes in the Tamil Films ....We will protest against the films having non-Tamil titles and release the film as it was..We will increase the intrest of people by fighting with famous stars...We will cancel the entrance exams and even the regular exams for all the Engineering and Medical students...

all the above statements are fully imaginary..

One day around Chennai

Just a day travel around many hot spots in Chennai these
tags covered me much … Difference is a major part in the
advertising field …so here are some tags…

1. Beauty parlor : Don’t whistle at the girls coming
out of our Parlor. She may be your Grand mother.

2. A signal at a turn : Stop here or you will go ^ -CCTP.

You might have seen at the back of many autos..
“Ankala parameshwari thunai” “Kannathal thunai” ,
“body guard muniswarar thunai” etc.. But a new one I saw

3. Auto back side : Podhumakkal thunai
( People are for me to Support).

4. NIIT : Come in as pup.. go out as hot dogs..

5. Hutch : In every Indian’s breathe.. Though you
may have airtel or aircel but you sneeze as Hutch.

6. Kohinoor condoms : Inspire every one.. oops! Your’s one.

7. Macrennet : Even nuts like our nuts.. about you ?

8. Eicher (trucks and buses) : Hitch Eichers guide to
the Galaxy and even to roads..

9. SSN institutions : We say S when you(anna univ) say NO.

10.LIC : Life is subjected to risk so as our policies..

11.Spic : We make you lick even Gas..

12.Tamil Nadu Pollution ctrl board : We control even your CO2 ..

13.Intellectual Property India : If you are intellect you can own any
One’s property..

14.Sadan clinic : Test your testis..

15.DMDK (Vijayakanth’s party) : We replace calling bells by DRUMS..
You hit it we will be at your service.

SPOONERISM

Hello friends .. What is spoonerism?
some body might be knowing ...

Ok.. lets see some sentences which deal with the spoonerism..

original sentence:

1. You have wasted two terms..
spoon: you have tasted two worms..

2.A slip between cup and lip..
spoon :A clip between the slip(its a garment type) and lip..

3. Fighting a liar
spoon: lighting a fire

4.You hissed my mystery lecture
spoon: you missed my history lecture

5.Cattle ships and bruisers
spoon:Battle ships and cruisers

6. A blushing crow
spoon:A crushing blow

7.Tons of soil
spoon: sons of toil

8.We'll have the hags flung out
spoon:We'll have the flags hung out

9.Is the bean dizzy?
spoon: Is the Dean busy?


10.Know your blows
spoon:Blow your nose

special: Six of Diamonds
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Dicks of Simon's

More Funny Spoonerisms

What to do.........?

If you have semester exams and you have one knight to prepare for it and how will you prepare .....?
Recently i came across the Practical Exam for this semester and here i go......
I, kudi, ragav, dhaadi were in the room that is our knowledge granary...

1. We went to have snacks by 7 in evening. We had 2 cutlets, 2 samosa, 2 bajji and a plate of masala each.....

2. After returning we started to seee some stuff about simple aspects in exam.... like diagrams ( important in that exam)

3. Then we went to have supper by 9.30....

4. After returning we opened the record and started discussing about scary moments in each one's life as i started the topic by the courtesy of Captain..

5. Then we discussed about politics in our region...

6.Then we ( Dhaadi in singular)browsed thru some illegal sites since room is now powered with TaTa internet....

7. Then we added some files to download manager and started our crap practical preparation, sleeping...

8. Then we woke up and shocked to see the clock hands very much irregular....

9. After reaching college, we started to discuss about the marking system , marks for various section in our exam...

10. We all finished the exam and i screwed it up to the maximum extent that i can do......

Marriage in Mexico

Fank : Hello steves , where were you yesterday man ? I had a time of my life there in vishwa sister’s wedding.
Steves: I went to make out with my babe . So only I wasn’t able to make it.
Fr: you missed a lot man….
St : hye would you mind in briefing the function…?
Fr : not at all.

The groom and the bride had a nice ride in a 1900’s model car.they called it as “alaippu”.



All the guys just came as they were having a walk without shirts.The groom was holding an umbrella inspite of the nice climate. He was holding a walking stick. How young he is….









I entered the hall. Three girls were standing at the entrance and they were trying to hit me with some metallic weapon. I escaped from them with some drops over my shirt.

Viswas brother-in-law was sitting on a platform. The hall was covered by fumes.i thought, they were trying to put off the fire but they poured some thing and it fumed more.









Then the bride was coming and the groom was ready with their religious thread. Suddenly the girl sat on her father’s lap, though there were adequate seats.








A guy was threatening the people by showing sign with index finger. Suddenly some people were scared and hitting the drums in a different way.(kettu melam)






The groom sudenly sat down and lifted the foot of the girl. The girl blushed. I thought , it was the childhood game of just caressing and making to laugh. But he just wore a ring on her finger on foot.




They just asked me to take the lunch. I entered the hall and it was similar to a battle field. There was an item called “appalam” . I tried to eat it several times but it broke all the times.













In the evening the couple played by rolling a coconut like children. They combed each other. Suddenly I saw a scene. They took that appalam and just showered it over each other.. oh.. then why theses guys placed it on my lunch.






Totally it was scenic……

JEPPIAR-2 : An Extension of a great Person

This smart edition’s main aim is to rectify the blunder done in
the last poooooost.The additional purpose is to emphasis the
listening capacity of the author in the class room.

We guys -5th year oops semester engg students have a subject called Principles of Management( POM…..POM…).Initially a superb sir handled the subject and all of us use to be attentive in that period alone. Then the department changed the staff and appointed “ Soundarapandiya muthaliyar” a great person.. He attracted us much more and we started to listen the class more keen.. The pearls shed by the great man are a lot And here I present the heap I listened in one period..

Ego systems = Eco system
Dener = dinner
Kaleges = colleagues
Divided = divided
Prassesing = processing
Should meant = no equivalents
Banging = banking
Slats = slots
Softwhere = software
Pecialisation = specialization
Exam bell = example
Salend = salient
Plasses = places
Messssure= measure
Belang = belong
Inity = unity
I am already told = no equi.

Special:
**** INSIDE OF THE SIDE HEADINGS*****


PS: These words and phrases and deciphered by a committee of English professors and the probable equivalent words are written as per the committee’s recommendations..
Author is not responsible for any wrong decoding J

Contradictions

We are facing lots and lots of contradictions in our life. We can also mention them as paradox or oxymoron.... So we shall see some proverbs which deal with such paradoxical contents.....

1.Union is strength.
Para: Man is good , men are bad.

2. Spare the rod and spoil the child.
para : Non- violence cant be a solution.

3.Familiarity breeds to contempt.
para : Practice makes perfection.

4.Aim for moon, then you can land amidst stars.
Para: A bird in hand is worth, two in bush.

5.Situation makes man.
para: A bad workman blames his tools.

Spoonerisms unleashed.......

As i said earlier, These are Adult content stuffed posts.... So its your choice to enter here...
So lets see some more spoonerisms....

1.She gave a beautiful display of flower show...

s: She gave a beautiful display of shower flow..

2.He burried his half- formed wish....

s: He burried his half- warmed fish......

So if you are really interested in spoonerism, you can answer these questions.....

1. Have you seen her sick duck........?

2.She exhibiter her tool kits...

3.Ther you see a fire truck....


ps: please post your answers....

Spoonerism-Adults only

Some adult contents may be present here..... So kids keep your way away.....

I have posted about some spoonerisms in my past tense......
so i planned to try out some thing now too.......
you know a common example.........

0.I have wasted two terms...
s: I have tasted two worms......


so lets proceed.......

1. Aye come on Sing and play, i did it.....

s: Aye come on Pling and say, i did it.......

2. Sir, you are a shinning wit.......

s: Sir, you are a winning shit.....


3. He is ready as a stock......

s: He is steady as a rock......

IS Earth qualified for finals?

Old history book: oops geography book oh some book:
The great solar system consists of nine planets. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter , Saturn , Uranus, Neptune , Pluto with sun at the centre.




New book:
There are only 8 planets. Now Pluto is disqualified by “Solar system selection committee” , the so called International Astronomers society. They fixed up some standards and introduced a new entity called sedan into the solar system.
The solar system expanded before a year and now it is shrunken. So the BIG BANG theory is proved. In few years our own Earth would be in a danger of being outside the solar system. So we would be in a new system called lunatics system.

Project your Pro-ject

This week in our college our cse department decided to collect all mini projects abstract and the scenario is full of fun...………..

Charity begins at home. Like wise explanation begins from the author’s project.

Serial transmission of water oops sorry data…

We thought for hours together (2 hours) and finally came up with data diffusion thru water.

Depiction:

First the data must be typed in a paper. Take the typed data. Fold it and make a square piece. Now its half ready. Now fold it four times to make Small Square. Then take some practice and finish a ship. Now the data is made to transmit via water to other side.

Ps: if it written using ink pen it may result in data loss.

Project crew: Raja (me), Dhadi, Ramanujam

Automatic CD drive eject: (aye just cd eject man)

The cd drive must be ejected before loading a cd in the drive. You may have noticed the cd driver in and out for every two minutes due to some virus. So this project is also a virus culture project.

The author is well known for his mega budget projects such as Landing the entire aero plane with a parachute in any case of mishaps etc.

Project head: Vijay

Lung analyzer:

This project is also called as bit project since its initiator is BIT Samba. He is telling some blah blahs about the project. He says “ This project is going to create a revolution in the world all around. A similar project was started by dean sirosredfic in 1999 but he dropped it . Now im doing it after the detailed study of matters ( new arrivals) and finished the project successfully. “ . So nobody knows about this project and will don’t know in the future I daresay.

Project lead: Samba Shiva (bit)

Kai kodukkum Pai (or) Kanchi thotti

This project is again for disabled and this will be a great contribution to the society. As on the request of the project head the project details are not revealed . this project will rock the entire gents community for sure.

Project sole proprietor: Boopathi

AUTOVENUSTRAGRAPHY

I have witnessed two kinds of girls in my life….
1) Those who scream when we look them.
2) Those who remain in silence.
Then I met a third kind…
I looked her eyes …they were
Clear , defined , without wavering … She looked at me.
She is (was) irresistibly good looking.. She smiled at
me when I looked her..

I met few of the third kind and my venustragraphy starts here..
Many of my present college friends use to tease me that Im
too much attracted towards girls , even with lousy fucking
songi girls (often “soles” in college).But my teen started with the
venture of a Diva name senthamilkulali(name changed)
..[summa solla koodathu super setu figuru].She was beautiful ,
very much straight forward and bold enough. She had a very
long hair(not now probably).
I used to follow her every day up to my home since it is in the
same street . One day suddenly she complained to her father
that a “poruki” is following her and that poor guy turned out
to be “Raja” me…Then I never used that direction in my
home town.. [thunda kanum thuniya kanum]..

Then a serious romance sprouted between yuva (me) and a
damsel (nandhini(name not changed)). Nandhini and me met
in a tution centre .We had same taste in enjoying life. After
a deep romance I decided to propose her and did it ..then a
thunder stroked me.. In a temple we met that day and she
began to weep .. oh God what to do ? Then she showed a
yellow rope pulled out from deep inside her inner robes …
ayyo its thali.. Hindu’s marriage identity … Raja escape…..

Then a breeze named pooranapushkala(name changed)
crossed me.. Ya , breeze will have its own impact.. so beautiful
with a cherished face ..she is the daughter of one of my
school teachers.. I like her very much and gazed at her
passionately .. Then she (time) proved it to be unworthy..

Then in college 3 seniors.. and not any of my fellow class
mates since all are boys.. The 3 seniors are already 3somes ..
What this handsome guy can do further.. but I will not stop and
will continue to search the real me (sorry G.V.)…

Current shock-2

Hello friends since this season is full of election promises,
i m forced to write sme thing about election fundae..
Since my friend samba encouraged me to continue the
shock-1 , im continuing this....

This will contain the promises of the politicians which
are entirely fictitious.. if they are real promises it is
pure coincidence and author is not responsible for such things..

Amma:
1.If im elected i will give KALAI MAMANI award for all
actors and also for all TN citizens.
2.Rooted out veerappan , if stayed would root out OSama..
3.Will increase TASMAC to international level and uplift
the prestige of TN kudimagan s.
4.Would give 1/2 soveren gold for thali for all girls for
each marriage .
5.Apache bike for school boys and scooty pep for girls (revised).
6.Will give computer to school students and scientific
calculator to B.E. students.

Kalaingar:
1.If selected , would lie for 5 more years & serve TN.
2.Made Tamil "SENTAMIL".. will make it "color color tamil".
3.introduced mini bus .. will introduce mini train, mini car,
mini bike etc.
4. Will provide color TV with setup box.
5.Will give two acres of land to all farmers .
( lands are in US &U.K).

Vaik0:
1.ditto to kalingars arguments.. sorry to Amma's arguments.
2.Will Stress Indian sports authority to make POMBARAM
as the National game.
3.Will make friendly allance with VIDUTHALAI PULIGAL
(LTTE).
4.Will form enough rules that no one should be jailed for
more than 1year (kosu kadi overa irukku).

Captain:
1.Supply ration to home (address arichuna thappa
eduthukkathinga).
2.One india scheme is worth less for poor people since
they have now relatives to make STD. will make local
calls cost just 25 paise.
3.For all farmers a (PASU) cow will be given for 10 litres
milk per day..For youths if they need milk too ,
ready to give.......


PS: All are just for fun dont take it seriously.. Valgha arasial

A youthistic vision of problems

We face so many problems in our day to day life from various sources in various forms. How are we solving it to have a deterministic solution ? Ya the main thing we have to do is to ignore the problem irrespective of the consequences.. Many will oppose such a solution.. So we are going to see two possible relevant solution for some problems..

Shh-a-ll we start…

1.What to do when principal is putting some mokkai and you are forced to sit in that environment?
a)Sleep simply
b)Listen if you are dejected in your life(suicide)

2.What to do when we get caught amidst a guys group of kadalai (groundnut)
and some what ok figures?
a)Just buy a ¼ kg and join the group
b)Just sight from as far as possible

3.What to do when we have nothing to do?
a)Remain as you are(vettiya)
b)Write on blog( how is it)

4.What to do when we get caught up in relatives house?
a)Just grind the eatables
b)If mama’s house then start ……. With his daughter.

5.What to do when some relatives hang around our house?
a)Just grind the eatables brought by them.
b)Just pretend to assist your mom in something..

6.What to do when we are in a theory class for hours together?
a)simple…sleep.. don’t hesitate
b)have a sound sleep (recommended)

7.What to do when a girl ask s you a lift?( two wheeler)
a)Don’t hide , just ride (just bike ya)
b)Don’t give lift if you have confidence on a better ride.

8.What to do when you get trapped in a girls toilet?(classic)
a)Just enjoy the opportunity…
b)Just shout out if you are a fruit..

9.What to do when a girl gaze at you?
a)Gaze her like rabbit on dew and not like goat on grass
b)Call her as akka if you already have one(that too better)

10.What to do after reading this blog?
a)Post your comment
b)Post your comment

HEROS AND HEROINES

Hi guys , I selected this heading because I’m enacting as a hero, sorry I’m considering me as a hero b4 girls and I face many other boys and girls r disguising themselves as heros and heroines.
The passion towards the opposite sex and the attempt of grabing their attention results in heroism(including heroinism). Being a male, I acted in several situations as hero without wastage of takes.
This attraction [infactuation] is common to all in this age [teen].We r yet to face many problems in our life. Still memorizing a s tatement to speak with a girl (or boy) is _______.
Wasting time on writing poems about the mistress Eye brow is not a good sign of youth welfare. Thinking about a girl or girls for most of the time in a day and for girls vice versa weakens the bone of our mom [India] .
Road side juliets are incrasing in proportion to romeos . Nowadays dating is becoming a fashion. I’m not trying to say that we must strictly stick to our culture though it is proved to be meaningless.
Atleast to fulfill the needs of human, govt. is struggling a lot. Even the parents are economically stable , the child [daughter] Is not having proper clothing. Coming to the public places just by wearing the utmomst possible transparent dress.
Just by this I’m not supporting Mr.Visvanathan, but I simply emphasis these juliets to wear a descent dress possibly. Then blindly saying that I’m in love with that girl or boy is the best way towards social improvement according to some Aris[love]totles.

While nothing is in our hands

Our mind turn towards something
While we are eating cookies
Our mind turn towards chocolate
While we are eating chocolate
Our mind turn towards ice cream
While we are eating ice cream
Our mind turn towards pizza
While we are eating pizza
Our mind turn towards still better thing
We can’t buy everything so we don’t
Move towards them
Like wise
While we are studying
Our mind turn towards LOVE

Just move on ur way as u did b4
Don’ t turn towards anything
They will come to u when u r really capable of
getting it .
Don’t think about the pains of love,
Think about the plans of life.
A.P.J , believe that we r the pillars of the society.
those pillars should not be rusted ones.
So tear the mask of heros or heroines and work hard towards
ur goal. The goal achieved without any hindrance is not so appreciated and not so tasty.
The mask u teared will become ur real face oneday.
AWAKE , ARISE AND STOP NOT TILL THE GOAL IS REACHED.