Current shock-2

Hello friends since this season is full of election promises,
i m forced to write sme thing about election fundae..
Since my friend samba encouraged me to continue the
shock-1 , im continuing this....

This will contain the promises of the politicians which
are entirely fictitious.. if they are real promises it is
pure coincidence and author is not responsible for such things..

Amma:
1.If im elected i will give KALAI MAMANI award for all
actors and also for all TN citizens.
2.Rooted out veerappan , if stayed would root out OSama..
3.Will increase TASMAC to international level and uplift
the prestige of TN kudimagan s.
4.Would give 1/2 soveren gold for thali for all girls for
each marriage .
5.Apache bike for school boys and scooty pep for girls (revised).
6.Will give computer to school students and scientific
calculator to B.E. students.

Kalaingar:
1.If selected , would lie for 5 more years & serve TN.
2.Made Tamil "SENTAMIL".. will make it "color color tamil".
3.introduced mini bus .. will introduce mini train, mini car,
mini bike etc.
4. Will provide color TV with setup box.
5.Will give two acres of land to all farmers .
( lands are in US &U.K).

Vaik0:
1.ditto to kalingars arguments.. sorry to Amma's arguments.
2.Will Stress Indian sports authority to make POMBARAM
as the National game.
3.Will make friendly allance with VIDUTHALAI PULIGAL
(LTTE).
4.Will form enough rules that no one should be jailed for
more than 1year (kosu kadi overa irukku).

Captain:
1.Supply ration to home (address arichuna thappa
eduthukkathinga).
2.One india scheme is worth less for poor people since
they have now relatives to make STD. will make local
calls cost just 25 paise.
3.For all farmers a (PASU) cow will be given for 10 litres
milk per day..For youths if they need milk too ,
ready to give.......


PS: All are just for fun dont take it seriously.. Valgha arasial