Current shock-2

Hello friends since this season is full of election promises,
i m forced to write sme thing about election fundae..
Since my friend samba encouraged me to continue the
shock-1 , im continuing this....

This will contain the promises of the politicians which
are entirely fictitious.. if they are real promises it is
pure coincidence and author is not responsible for such things..

Amma:
1.If im elected i will give KALAI MAMANI award for all
actors and also for all TN citizens.
2.Rooted out veerappan , if stayed would root out OSama..
3.Will increase TASMAC to international level and uplift
the prestige of TN kudimagan s.
4.Would give 1/2 soveren gold for thali for all girls for
each marriage .
5.Apache bike for school boys and scooty pep for girls (revised).
6.Will give computer to school students and scientific
calculator to B.E. students.

Kalaingar:
1.If selected , would lie for 5 more years & serve TN.
2.Made Tamil "SENTAMIL".. will make it "color color tamil".
3.introduced mini bus .. will introduce mini train, mini car,
mini bike etc.
4. Will provide color TV with setup box.
5.Will give two acres of land to all farmers .
( lands are in US &U.K).

Vaik0:
1.ditto to kalingars arguments.. sorry to Amma's arguments.
2.Will Stress Indian sports authority to make POMBARAM
as the National game.
3.Will make friendly allance with VIDUTHALAI PULIGAL
(LTTE).
4.Will form enough rules that no one should be jailed for
more than 1year (kosu kadi overa irukku).

Captain:
1.Supply ration to home (address arichuna thappa
eduthukkathinga).
2.One india scheme is worth less for poor people since
they have now relatives to make STD. will make local
calls cost just 25 paise.
3.For all farmers a (PASU) cow will be given for 10 litres
milk per day..For youths if they need milk too ,
ready to give.......


PS: All are just for fun dont take it seriously.. Valgha arasial

How C(F)ool My Friend is..

This story happened few days before. So im writing it with
some less hot and spice.My friend and our gang's techno
idiot N.Sadesh kumar a.k.a. Dhaadi (beard man) is the hero.
He is called as dhaadi bcoz if he shaves off his beard in the
morning it will regenerate within evening.

Dhadi and vinod ar my room mates by fate. We shifted our
room to a new (Paladancha) house. We planned to give the
advance to the new houseby getting the room's advance
repaid. The advis 6000 bucks. But after eliminating a month's
rent ( since we didnt paid) and E.B (electric bill) he
is supposed to give 3800 bucks.But he refunded only
3300 bucks , pointing the important room's condition
(fucking toilet).

He pointed that we have not maintained the room properly
that too the nature call's appointment hall. From his
argument i guess he use to eat , drink and do some more
things in that fucking room (Kakooz)..

Our great Dhaadi went to ask for the full repayment (i thought so).
But after 2 hrs he returned with saddy face (Ashtakonal).Then
he told that he cleaned that toilet (for 300 rs).The owner rejected
the work since he is not satisfied .We( ramanujam,Samba.Sathish,
boopu,me) rose to our feet and wanted a battle with that
fucking man.But dhaadi said that it is his probs and we r not
supposed to indulge..

What a man with no self respect (SORANAI).!!!

If he is so rich , he could have left that 300 bloody bucks.
Isnt it an insult for us. He is too vulnearable to be cheated ..
What to do.. Vayulla pulla pozhaikkum..


Will pen soon...bye..