Spoonerisms unleashed.......

As i said earlier, These are Adult content stuffed posts.... So its your choice to enter here...
So lets see some more spoonerisms....

1.She gave a beautiful display of flower show...

s: She gave a beautiful display of shower flow..

2.He burried his half- formed wish....

s: He burried his half- warmed fish......

So if you are really interested in spoonerism, you can answer these questions.....

1. Have you seen her sick duck........?

2.She exhibiter her tool kits...

3.Ther you see a fire truck....


ps: please post your answers....

Spoonerism-Adults only

Some adult contents may be present here..... So kids keep your way away.....

I have posted about some spoonerisms in my past tense......
so i planned to try out some thing now too.......
you know a common example.........

0.I have wasted two terms...
s: I have tasted two worms......


so lets proceed.......

1. Aye come on Sing and play, i did it.....

s: Aye come on Pling and say, i did it.......

2. Sir, you are a shinning wit.......

s: Sir, you are a winning shit.....


3. He is ready as a stock......

s: He is steady as a rock......

How to select a Girl Friend............Suggestions

We have already seen about the difficulties in adding your girl friend to your friend gang and also the experts advice.... If you lost track of it, i still remind you, the success story will be told by this expert....So what next regarding the girl friends and your society.....
I still repeat , i m telling you all these stuff, by my own experience and im no way the expert.....

1.If you are in crush with other girl than ur GF.....?

• This is a critical situation in which you are in a might get caught position..
• The girl should be away from your GF approach, otherwise, unakku romba koluppunu artham....
• The human errors are possible, so mind your words while speaking, any body may be spying you.......
• Mind your eyes too..... they are dreadliest enemies in this matter.......

2. What to do when you are at the verge of break-up........?

• I hope , those who i know wont need this.... i wish they never need this......
• The thing you have to do is you have to be calm, though difficult.....
• Its great part of life da.... so think to ur fullest........
• Once, you identified it as an ego problem, then tune ur mind to flash back......
  
• when he begged for ur luv, or you..... remember the lovely moments......
• so u can adjust at this point for your love........
• Dont act as a child driven by emotion......
• If u r once committed, you should not break-up........
  

How to select a GF.....Expert section

Last time we saw some stuff to propose and introduction to family members..... This time ,we will see one major aspect...... How to make GF a part of our friend's group..... This is a tuff task for guys.... Because , some guys like me and our friends, cant accept a girl in our group...... So its difficult for the guy to leave the friends.... He obviously cant leave the girl....

1. What probs you will face, when you hide ur luv from ur friends..........?

• Your cell phone will be checked without ur knowledge.... see the expert1....
• You cant talk even to your mom over phone, any female voice will be teased....
• Friends will ask questions repeatedly, to make u admit........
• They will tease the suspected girl in front you, to test your reactions.......
• Always you will be the kalasal object.......

2. How to add the girl in your friends gang............?

• This is a bit difficult as i mentioned earlier....
• But some guys did it with perfection.... ask expert2....
• The girls have to contact each and every member of the gang and talk to him in a friendly manner.....
• She have to consider them as her friends......
• Conver the friendship to relationship for strong bounds....
• Call them anna, thambi, brother and make the link work..ask expert3.....
• If you have to do, leave your own gang....( Not recommended)...

I have 2 such sisters....... Its nice to have such friends..... Friends always tease you regarding this matter , but dont give up.......

How to select a Girl Friend............?

The main problem with guys is , still most of them have their biggest confusion is selecting their GF.... They are not seemed to be that much careful in this area.... So lets have a tutorial section by which we can guide atleast few....So these topics will discuss about the possible problems faced by guys related to these GF and stuff... The ideas are obtained from the own experience of the author and need not to be apt for all....

1. What will be the better way to propose a girl.....?

• If u are her friend, better make sure about the EQ of the Girl... Apparam feel panrathu waste...
• Check, if you have a soft corner, that you can retain atleast ur friend post..
• Propose in person at the most , never mind pissing off in front her .....
• Dont propose in temple , as suggested by some films.. The hit chance is high there...
• Decide or memorize whatever hell you are going to recite in front of her...
  

2. How to introduce each one to their respective family members.....?

• Actually i have not entered this phase... But i ll explain it with some references...
• First as usual, friend mask...
• Then make sure , your talks increase about the partner......
• Make sure you intimate your family members in and every thing your partner is this guy/girl....
• Sudden intro as a different masked guy.... Lover / love will shock your parents... Enna than irunthalum konjam think pannuvanga........