Current Shock

The election propaganda are very very impressive and lets take a look at those worthy things now for few minutes....

The parties published several books when they formed it..and release one by one for the successive elections..In the film "Mudhalvan" there will be a scene explaining the election time promises by the parties..

following is a littile sample which is fully fictitious...

Selvi J.J. Amma : If we were elected we will provide a Pulsor bike to each male student and a Scooty Pep to each girl student..We will provide free "Flight Pass" for all the students of both govt. school and other schools..We will plant trees as our symbol is "Irattai Ilai" and if DMK is elected TN will suffer from heavy blow of heat as their symbol is "Rising sun"..So please vote for us for your better fortune (of course theirs).

Dr.Kalingar : If we were elected we will increase the salary of govt. employees about 250%... I will write dialogues for films and give it to directors free of cost and save the film industry...Through "SUN TV " we will spread good news all over the world with improved strength..We will not here after follow the family politics and new contestents like stalin's wife , dayanidi's wife will contest the election..

Captain : If we were elected Tamil Nadu Police will be forced to border and arrest all sort of Terrorists...Stunt scenes will be featured in Podhigai channel regularly...No films will be released parallely to avoid clashes b/w the fans..(Especially to run his own film)...Every citizen should sing National Anthem 5 times a day...Patriotism will be made a compulsory subject for all students..and defence against dark terrorists will also be included in the syllabus...

Vaiko : Every one will be given training to play "Pambaram" and we will try to include pambaram in the olympics and lift the Tamil Nadu's heritage in the global olympics..Then we will allow people to support any groups and will not arrest any body for supporting any body...Kalingappati will be made as tha capital of TN...

Dr.Ayya : If we were elected we will ban all the scenes in the Tamil Films ....We will protest against the films having non-Tamil titles and release the film as it was..We will increase the intrest of people by fighting with famous stars...We will cancel the entrance exams and even the regular exams for all the Engineering and Medical students...

all the above statements are fully imaginary..

One day around Chennai

Just a day travel around many hot spots in Chennai these
tags covered me much … Difference is a major part in the
advertising field …so here are some tags…

1. Beauty parlor : Don’t whistle at the girls coming
out of our Parlor. She may be your Grand mother.

2. A signal at a turn : Stop here or you will go ^ -CCTP.

You might have seen at the back of many autos..
“Ankala parameshwari thunai” “Kannathal thunai” ,
“body guard muniswarar thunai” etc.. But a new one I saw

3. Auto back side : Podhumakkal thunai
( People are for me to Support).

4. NIIT : Come in as pup.. go out as hot dogs..

5. Hutch : In every Indian’s breathe.. Though you
may have airtel or aircel but you sneeze as Hutch.

6. Kohinoor condoms : Inspire every one.. oops! Your’s one.

7. Macrennet : Even nuts like our nuts.. about you ?

8. Eicher (trucks and buses) : Hitch Eichers guide to
the Galaxy and even to roads..

9. SSN institutions : We say S when you(anna univ) say NO.

10.LIC : Life is subjected to risk so as our policies..

11.Spic : We make you lick even Gas..

12.Tamil Nadu Pollution ctrl board : We control even your CO2 ..

13.Intellectual Property India : If you are intellect you can own any
One’s property..

14.Sadan clinic : Test your testis..

15.DMDK (Vijayakanth’s party) : We replace calling bells by DRUMS..
You hit it we will be at your service.

!0 precaution for cooking

When you want to cook, you must take 10 precautions. These are done in order to protect you from abuses from the fellow consumers.

1. Make sure you didnt add any salt to food,let it be served at table.
2.similarly no spices...
3.when cooking, first light the stove with utmost attention.
4. Care needed while cooking hot water.
5.Add some special powders like gokul santhol in you food to improve taste.
6. Be patient while others scold.
7. dont taste the food immediately after you finish cooking.
8.
9.
10. All is well that ends well, so turn off the gas cylinder properly.

8,9 left for you....

I got the award Bloggers of The World

I started a new blog called rajzone for writing my personal experience and jovial thoughts. I maintained it quite well, so that i was able to attract friends from other side of the world. I usually write about the girls and also got many girls readers. There are some close friends in blogging. One of them is doctor Kavi who gave me this award " Bloggers of the World". Im so happy doc to receive this award from your hands and thank you very much. If you want to see this award, please visit my another blog rajzone and comment on it.

Im tagged by my favorite thalaivi, PK...She is really a fantastic person and she is a great blogger, i know. This is a normal new year resolution tag. So friends, don feel much if i tag this to you...


I tag

1. vijay
2. mahesh
3. sathish
4. sid
5. sano
6. boopu
7. kavin
8. jayashree
9. preethika
10. kavi
    

Hey Stay Away.......

I was in a deep sleep... Suddenly i woke up with my face full of sweat. My face was flushed and i could feel the new blood running over it. Hooooo i could not imagine what i was dreaming. My pa and ma were sitting beside me and watching mye with similar expressions in their face. They asked me in unison , " What happened da...?" I was not in a state to answer them. In fact , I was not aware of what happened, why they are beside me.... So i asked them in return, " Whats the matter?"... My ma was so tensed and told what happened... I could not stop laughing.... I was murmuring in my dream....."Hey Stay Away".......


Yup... you are right... I was dreaming about my semester exams.....

Im Tagged.....

Usually i wont respond for tags and disturb others with these tags.. But im doing both now.. Pinaywife tagged me and here is the survey....

1. Whats one thing thats heavily
weighing on your mind?
-Im leaving college.I have to work.

2. what's one thing you've learned from
a good friendship gone bad?
- I can screw up things better :)

3. whats one thing you've learned
lately from love?
- Love requires seriousness.


4 . is there anyone special in your
life at the moment?
- Ya. My friend divi.

5. whats a happy time you've had in
the past week/s?
- Friends get together :)


6. how far would you go for love?
- Till my love would go for me.....

7 . is there anything in your past that
you'd like to do/try again?
- Love.

8. whats your favorite kind of weather?
- cloudy.

9. why is this?
- rain would do good for my land.

10 . who do you like to spend your
nights with?
-Myself alone...

11. are you an emotional person?
- certainly not....

12. can you cry in front of others
easily?
-never. I never cried with my senses on...

13 . whats something that can always
make you feel better?
- Mom's call.

1 4 . what does love make you feel like?
- Great...

15. and losing love?
- very great...

16. are you self consciOUS?
- Very much...


17 . do you think of others before
yourself?
- not most of the times. but some times i do.

18 . where do you see yourself some
time next year?
- in any b-school or any s/w company.

19. do you tend to make relationships
complicated?
- not mine, but help other to get it done....


20. do you think you'd be able to
survive a whole year in jail?
- i spent whole four years in the name of college.


21. who do you feel the most
comfortable to go around?
- My friends kumar, sathish,vijay.

22. is there something that you're
waiting for? someone perhaps?
- Ya....

23. one thing you're looking
forward to..
- Get a degree...

24. how do you feel about change?
- I would like to change whenever possible...


25 . any plans this summer?
- nop.


26. what are your plans for your next
birthday?
- Escape.


27. do you think someone out there is
in love with you?
- Certainly not. If any please contact me...


28. how do you feel right this second?
- Good.


29. one word that describes you at
this point of your life?
- Crazy


30. what do you think about this
survey?
- Too long...





I would like to get scolds from all my friends by tagging them this thread.... Mahesh, Vijay, Kudi,Arun, Samba, Sano, jaya, sid, kavin and ravi.

Appy Birthday Yakka......

Today(13-12-07) is a very special day. My dear sister Preethika is celebrating her --th birthday. She is one of the nice person i met in my life. She is the first girl i called akka in my class. My class is filled with so many ints and preeth is one among that elite group. I often find a matured way of reacting from her in each and every aspect. She has a broad perspective which is difficult to find among this age of girls. I would love to have you as my dear sister throughout my life... Once again many many many...... more happry returns of the day.... Yakka.......


ps: don worry ka... will remove poto tom...(for ur privacy)

Correct me , so that i can reciprocate

I feel bad, when i think about myself,
I never felt complete in my mind shelf.
I never like mistakes as my identity,
I cared much about my image and dignity.

My parents were very proud during my school days,
I bring prestige to their brought up always.
But nowadays i feel myself in a platform,
That suddenly takes a court form.

My friends consider me as a wrong doer,
How can i prove myself to this sayer.
I never regret that i did mistakes,
There are no one with empty stakes.

I welcome you all to point out my wrong,
I ll act on those stuff really strong.
Help in seeking a way for me to locate,
So that i can reciprocate.

10 things i hate about you........

Im a good boy... It may be my assumption. Im not confident about it, since i had many complaints from my friends and so called friends. "I hate many things about you da.....", this is the frequent dialog. " But u r good man", this is also heard sometime.

So im gona search for 10 things u hate about me....

1. Im smarter than most smartest :)
2. Im sharper.
3. Im stronger.
4. Anger..... ( My darling told she hate my anger... from that time, i always control my tension and anger.Guess who....?
5. Im fast.
   
6. Im humble.
   
7. I am too soft towards girls.
   
8. Im a future Leader.
   
9. I always speak about me.....
   
10. Im a Complan Boy...........
    

Satellite town: India shining with poor's blood as oil

Satellite town is the new project of T.N. govt. The government introduced the plan as a stepping stone towards standardising the nation's global status in technological aspects and economic aspects. But as i mentioned earlier this plan is for fueling some people's luxurious life with the blood of poor India.

The government have taken a survey and classified some lands as dry lands in which Chembarambakkam lake also considered as the one. So many mistakes similar to this have been made which left the poor farmers of some areas in a great hazardous situation. An area near poonamale (chennai border) is chosen for satellite town and the govt is ready to acquire those lands. The land is not so much worth. Just 9 villages depend on it , just 20,000 villagers are doing agriculture there and just 1,80,000 bags of bags of paddy is grown there for every season. So the govt is careless in this problem and implementing
Land Acquisition Act in various area.



In Arakkonam ( chennai border) we owned a land and built a house there which happened to be my father's dream house. Southern railways acquired that land and demolished that house for laying tracks which are not laid still after 5 years of destruction of our house.This is not similar to this satellite town. We can earn it back but how can we earn the lands of fertility back...?

And the govt is keen in SEZ(special economic zones) also. We guys (Mahesh,Samba,Rama,Boopu,Vijay,Sathish,santhosh,sadesh,sidhu,me) performed a mime show in front of some IIT professors about the land acquisition from villagers.. The senior professor stood and saluted us. So we want to spread revolution.

SPOONERISM

Hello friends .. What is spoonerism?
some body might be knowing ...

Ok.. lets see some sentences which deal with the spoonerism..

original sentence:

1. You have wasted two terms..
spoon: you have tasted two worms..

2.A slip between cup and lip..
spoon :A clip between the slip(its a garment type) and lip..

3. Fighting a liar
spoon: lighting a fire

4.You hissed my mystery lecture
spoon: you missed my history lecture

5.Cattle ships and bruisers
spoon:Battle ships and cruisers

6. A blushing crow
spoon:A crushing blow

7.Tons of soil
spoon: sons of toil

8.We'll have the hags flung out
spoon:We'll have the flags hung out

9.Is the bean dizzy?
spoon: Is the Dean busy?


10.Know your blows
spoon:Blow your nose

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