Spoonerism-Adults only

Some adult contents may be present here..... So kids keep your way away.....

I have posted about some spoonerisms in my past tense......
so i planned to try out some thing now too.......
you know a common example.........

0.I have wasted two terms...
s: I have tasted two worms......


so lets proceed.......

1. Aye come on Sing and play, i did it.....

s: Aye come on Pling and say, i did it.......

2. Sir, you are a shinning wit.......

s: Sir, you are a winning shit.....


3. He is ready as a stock......

s: He is steady as a rock......

How to select a Girl Friend............Suggestions

We have already seen about the difficulties in adding your girl friend to your friend gang and also the experts advice.... If you lost track of it, i still remind you, the success story will be told by this expert....So what next regarding the girl friends and your society.....
I still repeat , i m telling you all these stuff, by my own experience and im no way the expert.....

1.If you are in crush with other girl than ur GF.....?

• This is a critical situation in which you are in a might get caught position..
• The girl should be away from your GF approach, otherwise, unakku romba koluppunu artham....
• The human errors are possible, so mind your words while speaking, any body may be spying you.......
• Mind your eyes too..... they are dreadliest enemies in this matter.......

2. What to do when you are at the verge of break-up........?

• I hope , those who i know wont need this.... i wish they never need this......
• The thing you have to do is you have to be calm, though difficult.....
• Its great part of life da.... so think to ur fullest........
• Once, you identified it as an ego problem, then tune ur mind to flash back......
  
• when he begged for ur luv, or you..... remember the lovely moments......
• so u can adjust at this point for your love........
• Dont act as a child driven by emotion......
• If u r once committed, you should not break-up........
  

How to select a GF.....Expert section

Last time we saw some stuff to propose and introduction to family members..... This time ,we will see one major aspect...... How to make GF a part of our friend's group..... This is a tuff task for guys.... Because , some guys like me and our friends, cant accept a girl in our group...... So its difficult for the guy to leave the friends.... He obviously cant leave the girl....

1. What probs you will face, when you hide ur luv from ur friends..........?

• Your cell phone will be checked without ur knowledge.... see the expert1....
• You cant talk even to your mom over phone, any female voice will be teased....
• Friends will ask questions repeatedly, to make u admit........
• They will tease the suspected girl in front you, to test your reactions.......
• Always you will be the kalasal object.......

2. How to add the girl in your friends gang............?

• This is a bit difficult as i mentioned earlier....
• But some guys did it with perfection.... ask expert2....
• The girls have to contact each and every member of the gang and talk to him in a friendly manner.....
• She have to consider them as her friends......
• Conver the friendship to relationship for strong bounds....
• Call them anna, thambi, brother and make the link work..ask expert3.....
• If you have to do, leave your own gang....( Not recommended)...

I have 2 such sisters....... Its nice to have such friends..... Friends always tease you regarding this matter , but dont give up.......

How to select a Girl Friend............?

The main problem with guys is , still most of them have their biggest confusion is selecting their GF.... They are not seemed to be that much careful in this area.... So lets have a tutorial section by which we can guide atleast few....So these topics will discuss about the possible problems faced by guys related to these GF and stuff... The ideas are obtained from the own experience of the author and need not to be apt for all....

1. What will be the better way to propose a girl.....?

• If u are her friend, better make sure about the EQ of the Girl... Apparam feel panrathu waste...
• Check, if you have a soft corner, that you can retain atleast ur friend post..
• Propose in person at the most , never mind pissing off in front her .....
• Dont propose in temple , as suggested by some films.. The hit chance is high there...
• Decide or memorize whatever hell you are going to recite in front of her...
  

2. How to introduce each one to their respective family members.....?

• Actually i have not entered this phase... But i ll explain it with some references...
• First as usual, friend mask...
• Then make sure , your talks increase about the partner......
• Make sure you intimate your family members in and every thing your partner is this guy/girl....
• Sudden intro as a different masked guy.... Lover / love will shock your parents... Enna than irunthalum konjam think pannuvanga........
  

Series of Unfortunate Events-1

One day i decided to express myself to her,
By my friends peer pressure and my own err.
I wished I would make this happen for sure,
So I decided to express me to her.

I practiced several times in front of mirror,
I made my self sure and came out with pressure.
So what i am supposed to do next is to reach her place,
Which is no more close.

I traveled some time with her in my inward eyes,
She is lovable and she is so nice.
I reached the place where my fairy stays,
When i neared i could see her bright face.

We went to her field and we talked hours together,
The main point i want to stress here is together.
I enjoyed sharing my views with my dear,
Though i did it thousands of time earlier.

I finally grabbed all my courage and did propose her,
She suddenly began to cry and i realized i am err.
I tried to console her but she was still sobbing....
I was shattered and i cant stop my mind throbbing.

She pacified after a long time of shedding tear,
I am not so daring to go near.
She then grabbed a rope from her upper wear....
Oh god this wedding rope made my face pale and clear.

Zephyrix-07

We the dept of computer science and engineering of Sri Sai Ram Engineering college are proud in conducting the National Level Technical Symposium Zephyrix-07 on 25th of August 2007…….. This is our last year in this college……So we planned to conduct it in a great manner…….We announced it as a mega event and estimated for about 8 L…….. But due to some technical problems, we were not able to do it in such a grand manner….But we won’t make it a piss….. We have 10 events……..
1. Paper presentation (I hate this to worst)
2. Model Presentation (No idea)
3. Quiz (A very interesting event, when you are winning)
4. Ad-Zap (The zone which has credits of my creativity)
5. Dumb-c (The event made me a powerful person in our team)
6. Network Gaming (A very good entertainment)
7. Programming (I never interfered)
8. Debugging (Sister Event of previous one)
9. Web Designing (Good for seeing not to compete)
10. Informal ( The True enjoyment to core)

Thirai Alasal : It’s a Wonderful Life

An RRO radio release, Universal studios, Liberty films present- It’s a Wonderful life……..
It was really a great experience to see a film in black and white that too in English..

Casting: James Stewart, Donna reed leading and many others…….

The film was released in ……….. I don’t know……
It is in 32nd position in idbm rating of all time favorite……..
The film is really classic……..The film is too good for some industries like tollywood and kollywood.
The Hero, George is a good guy and serves the people in all means he can… He runs a bank and provides loan to people and save the people from the clutches of a person called potter ,who wants to own all the city…… George has a brother called Harry, who was saved by George at an age of 8…. George, didn’t go to school but gives his opportunity to harry……. George sees Marry and does marry her….. They live a simple life and spends most of their time in making people free from potters clutch…..At one time George loses some $8000 and became frustrated and walks along a bridge , suddenly he sees a old man in the river and he is the angel sent by God to save George….Unfortunately, it was an Angel class 2….No wings and no extra powers……. So it came to serve George and get wings……. Promotion da……… George mutters in distress “ I would like not to be born”…….. Suddenly the angel says ok(thathasthu) and George is removed from world’s history….George loses his identity, wife, children, mother and all……. So George feels the Life truly…….He begs God to give him back his life……. God did it……..George returns to see the Wonderful life……..All people in the town helps George with their money to show their gratitude and George becomes the richest man in the town………
So never say, its boring……… It’s a Wonderful Life………….


ps: Top films in IMDB... So im not rating this film... Both are equal right :)

My dear got Mphasised

I got placed in Cognizant on 20-03-07. Of course it was great day in my life, as i proved worth earning. But i didn't bring me a complete feeling/happiness.Many companies came and recruited as many people as they can. But few were left behind without placed. One amidst the few is my dearest dear chinnu. Many of my friends scolded me for not feeling for the guys who are not placed in our close circle but feeling for a girl.But i felt so much for her. Some guys were also remaining in my feeling list. After the Mphasis-an EDS company, recruited my dear,ravi and dilli, i developed some drops of tears(which didn't come out : image).I tried to call Chinnu, but she didn't attend the call...... There might be a person called God... He might be giving us all such stuff.... If you exist, i thank you giving me the pleasures on time... you are a great manager da....

ps: i cried last, when i was 3...

Raja @ cognizant.com

Finally I’m a proud CTS fresher. The first ranked company in fastest growing companies. Cognizant is the second company to recruit our college technocrats. I missed TCS, one of prestigious Indian Software giant. But now I got a better career from CTS.

I cleared TCS apti and entered technical round. There were three guys around me, trying to disturb my concentration and bombarded me with their technical excellence. Being an average student I was not able to compete with them. I tried my level best. But one akka came out and read the names of guys who were not short listed. I was the second.

Then many guys joined me and we formed CTS club. Our HOD mam enquired the placed guys about us. They recited all the matters about CTS club and the way we teased the TCS guys. Those are all for fun. Then started the serious preparation. I went to my friend’s home and slept all the time. There a guy told that I will be placed in CTS since I was always sleeping.

Thanks to that boys comment, I cleared the CTS apti in a great manner. That gave me a confidence and I spent nearly an hour with HR. The round was very informal. We were discussing about all the stuff not at all related to company. In other words, “No questions asked”. Then all the guys from my panel told that they were punctured by tech arrows. I was the odd man out. Finally (may be by the influence of our HOD) CTS made it.

A Day before:

I was sleeping, so it must be a dream. But it might become true soon. A guy was delivering a gracious speech in a big conference. I was not able to recognize him, since it was a view of backside (not only the bums). But he spoke about his career and its growth. He attended the Wipro interview and was rejected. Then he joined Patni. Now he is the founder and chief Mentor of the company which is the first Indian based company to be listed at NASDAQ, the prestigious INFOSYS.

The next scene was a similar one. Same back view with some size variations. The guy was speaking about his career. He was once rejected by TCS and then joined CTS. Now founder and CEO of a prestigious Indian based Software Giant (RCS). Any body who is having a slight doubt about the second person mentioned here can ask.

PS : At the time of the second guys speech, there were some school children studying some text books comprising a lesson about the same guy 

Thirai Alasal : Pacchai Kili muthu charam





Director : Gowtham menon

music : Haris jeyaraj

Star cast : Sarathkumar, JOTHIKA, CAPTAIN VEOM, ANDREA, call taxi driver and others.

Producer:Radan pictures Radhika sarath.



Story line:
Each and every line of the script carries the story.. A series of unfortunate events of a middle class married man.

Story:
Sarath a middle class medical rep. getting a descent package , lives with his very beautiful wife, ANDREA. Unfortunately, their son below 10 gets a diabetic disorder. Andrea is affected much by this . So she is not maintaining the previous gilma relation with him. Sarath is seriously wounded by her acts. He is so much passionate towards her.

At this time, sarath meets JOTHIKA in train. Sarath gets attracted towards her. Jothika is also a married woman and she is being tortured by his rude husband. So she also needs some soft shoulders to rest. Movie moves in this manner. After some time , they want to strengthen their relation and so they go in a call taxi and book a room in a beach resort.

Here enters the second hero as well as villan, millan soman a.k.a. Captain Veom. He robs both of them and in addition rape JO. The movie becomes too hard and then Veom black mails sarath and getting all of sarath’s savings. Sarath gets too much affected and tell andrea about all these stuff. She just do some other sort of romance (oodal).

One fine day, sarath walks along road and notices Veom. sarath tries to abscond himself. Suddenly notices a strange thing. Veom talking , composedly with that same taxi driver whom left them in that haunting resort.Sarath discovers some serious things that he could not digest. Jothika is veom’s girl friend. Taxi driver is their gang member. That resort is also under their control. Now JO is cheating some other family man with the same story of rude husband ,
bla bla…

Sarath enters the resort with a gun and make a mess. Unfortunately the other family man who is being cheated, is killed in a fight. Sarath shoots JO and kills Veom with a knife due to unavoidable terrible situation against him. Sarath takes all the money the gang possessed and leaves the city itself. Andhra proves to be a safe place and they started to live a life in harmony.

Suddenly the gang enters sarath’s house and kidnap andrea, for climax. Sarath moves to rescue his family. JO is back. A nice shirt – pant appearance. With some bad words spilling out, really a nice reflection of super Villan. Then sarath fights back the entire gang and kills JO by surpassed emotion. So sarath rescues Andrea and their son and return back the excess money to the call taxi driver. So subam.

Comments:

*Gowtham menon proved to be efficient once again.

* Andrea could be used more effectively, lets see in upcoming movies.

*Sarath is looking entirely different , sarath is carved out for sure.

*Milan soman is really a gift for us. Nice venture Captain.

*No added comedy is really good to see.. Gowtham rocks again.

*A positive end after 2 movies is nice on screens.

+ points:

*ANDREA is really good at work.

*Gowtham’s screen play.

*Reality reflection in fight scenes. Hero is at receiving end. New to Tamil.

*Music by Haris , A boon for film. That music at sarath , JO meeting.

*JO at her max presentation.

*This is Film.

- Points:

*Some scenes resemble K.B. touch .

*Under use of andrea.

*Some bad words out of JO’s mouth. Ouch.

Expert’s advice:

Not needed.

Rating:

+7

Thirai Alasal: Thamirabarani



Performed by : Vishal,Prabhu,
Aachi, (Ever green) Nadhia ,
Naazer, Rohini,nilalgal ravi, Ganja karuppu , heroine ( side dancer)
and for friend(mamanar)ship
VIjaykumar and your fav. Artists.


Director: Hari
Producer: Whom so ever, may not be in producing state now.

This Film created a lot of expectations and satisfied almost none I suppose.
The director of this film, Hari is a renowned guy for his superb screen plays
in Saami and Tamil. But for the past two films he just malfunctioned and gave
some over loaded sakthi masala films .

Story line : The story of dispute b/w two families.

Story :

The story starts with a fight. Vishal is the only son of prabhu’s sister rohini.
Rohini is a widow staying with her brother. Manorama is grandma of vishal.
Vishal used to be a cool guy who just extreme opposite of his uncle prabhu
who is a entrepreneur (salt business). Then vishal meets heroine probably
a group dancer( that too last row). A different selection by hari or vishal
himself. Some scenes with heroine . Some scenes to explain the enemity
b/w two families. The other family consists of Vijaya kumar, his son naazer,
daughter nadhia and other son.(serial actor).

So movie moves with the high pungent masala irresistibly. Then hari decided
to start his game. Vishal just goes for fight against naazer for hurting prabhu. Suddenly the last son who have just few lines of dialogue , got his hand
detached. Paavam pulla. Then the hatred develops and prabhu opens a
secret.Ganja karuppu tries to relax the audience at times but he too failed
miserably.

Nadhia is prabhu’s wife. Wow.. Her daughter is his daughter too.(doubtfully)
. All are vishal’s relative. Ho .. what a twist. Then vishal asks for pardon.
But no response.some sentiments and story ends with a huge sigh of relief.

Comments :

*Vishal is not rajini and he should have self control. Rumba adara pa.

*What a selection of heroine. Hari should concentrate more.

*Then that guy brother of naazer didn’t speak 5 lines but vishal just
chopped his hands.

*All the artists were under used. Nilalgal ravi is a good example. Such a
good artist has been given two lines of dialogue…

*So many worst words pronounced without sensor. Though hari might have
thought those words would have great impact, it made the lips turn in agony.

*Insultin sister of prabhu and insulting nadhia and so many scenes ,
irritated much.

*In the scene vishal asked for the sickle from nadhia for accepting her
crime as his is really nice. Vishal told in an interview, he did comedy too
in this film, but he did only comedy in this film.

*Vishal just escaping from the heroine by saying , she have to give life
to that guy without hand, but finally he fails and supposed to marry her.

*Ganja karuppu, singing “ Oru vaartha kaekka oru varusam “ from
film “ iyya” and trying to give us some desert, but main food is not
good so no one enjoys the desert too.

+ points :

Vishal. Since he is from Andhra, some telugu friends might see the
film and serve for its cause.

- Points:

*The film.
*The star casting developed some expectations but not even tried to fulfill it.
*The senior actors like nilalgal ravi, rohini , aachi were under used.
*More hero centered story is not good.
*Some stupidity under the banner of comedy.
*The screenplay must be improved a lot , hari.

Experts Advice:

Hari should take enough time to make a film. No need to speed up
and release the film even before it is not finished. Hard luck this time,
better luck next time.

Ratings:

+-4/10.

Thirai alasal

In this intellect edition , a brief analysis on the film veyil are going to play a part in. So many producers are just borrowing an unimaginable amount from some black money magnets and releasing a film. Some TV people whose major business are from films just chitchatting the films by siting on a chair cross legged.Breaking the hearts of many film guys. So this analysis will not reflect any such redundant things. Shall we start…..

VEYIL

Star cast: Pasupathi , (kadal) barath , sweet Bavana , sreya reddy and others
Direction: Vasantha Balan
Producer : Director shankar

This film veyil is a top rated film amidst the recent releases. The main reason is this film glue us with the story line with the help of sentiments, and actors performance. The story starts with a cruel murder . Pasupathi is the assumed lead and story starts from his revealing of flash back. Pasupathi and his brother barath enjoyed the childhood very much. They were fanatic fans of films and M.G.R.

Due to a probs pasu leaves his house with pops cash and moms jewels at the age of 15 or so. He joins a theatre as an oprator and lives in it. He falls in love with a girl opposite to the theatre at the first sight. Both of them loves each other and it goes to some climax too. When the girls father came toi know that they were separated, when they try to run, pasu is being attacked then the girl cuts her neck herself to save pasu.. ohhh ore aluga….

Then pasu returns with 0.00 rupee to his native. Pop neglects him,but his mom and bro barath were very happy to see him back. Then some sentiment scenes that seems to be old but good makes pasu to long for moms love. Then baraths personal life is enriched by his advertisement company and bavana. Bavana comes in chudi and half saree. Then barath is attacked by his rival, nearly murdered by him. So pasu gets angry and revenge all of them.A small role for reddy, maintaining the affection on pasu from childhood.(sreya a mother of a kid, ithellam thevaya unakku).

Barath found to be dead, but pasu sits with a sculpture in the pose of a saint and slides down and barath came to life..ohhhh , tamil cinemave… but that was nicely moved in a senti way..

+ points : Screenplay, childhood scenes with nice colors, barath bavana scenes and additionally pasupathis appearance and expression..

- points: usual sentiments.

Rating : 6/10. ( really lessened )

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