Thought of Travel: Life is comic

This smart edition reflects the philosophical aspect of the author.

I traveled for about 2 and a half hour in the great Chennai metro electric trains from a town to a part of madras. It was really a great experience and taught me some finer values of life.

I won’t believe in some comical facet of life such as romance, coupling, dating, and sacrificing anything for luv and so and so....But during the journey I realized that life is a collection of such comic things.

At first a kid impressed me so much by his/her cute “mazhalai” (childishness) in the acts. She/he used to say bye always since she/he left some relatives in one of the previous stations. The mother was so convincing that she was not even tensed to a percent by the kid’s activities. So nice mom analogous to Radha (obviously my mom).

Then a romantic pair (I think so) sat beside me, attracted the whole gathering. In between their conversation I think a small fight broke. Then the Adam tried to console the Eve… it was scenic…

Then a married lady with a man beside her (probably her man), was standing and holding the man’s shirt for balance... Thanks to metro trains for their periodic jerking…….The man’s face was lustrous and responsibility shining on his face…

On contrast there was an old couple, the typical grands (above 50) whom, most of us use to scold during our free time in home [not house]. The man was an extrovert and he shared his experience and Taste of India with me. The lady smiled occasionally and was seriously thinking some puzzle’s answer (I guess).They purchased some things from T.Nagar. Suddenly the lady said, “It’s me”. The man smiled and blinked his eyes…reflecting maturity.

He looked at me and told, “I asked her a question. Who is the beautiful lady today I met whom I like much? And you too know that lady…
For that now only she got the answer.”

Wow “aatharsa thambathigal” (perfect couple). The lady was smiling by looking at one of the things they bought... Eventually it’s a MIRROR….

IS Earth qualified for finals?

Old history book: oops geography book oh some book:
The great solar system consists of nine planets. Mercury, Venus, Earth, Mars, Jupiter , Saturn , Uranus, Neptune , Pluto with sun at the centre.




New book:
There are only 8 planets. Now Pluto is disqualified by “Solar system selection committee” , the so called International Astronomers society. They fixed up some standards and introduced a new entity called sedan into the solar system.
The solar system expanded before a year and now it is shrunken. So the BIG BANG theory is proved. In few years our own Earth would be in a danger of being outside the solar system. So we would be in a new system called lunatics system.

Project your Pro-ject

This week in our college our cse department decided to collect all mini projects abstract and the scenario is full of fun...………..

Charity begins at home. Like wise explanation begins from the author’s project.

Serial transmission of water oops sorry data…

We thought for hours together (2 hours) and finally came up with data diffusion thru water.

Depiction:

First the data must be typed in a paper. Take the typed data. Fold it and make a square piece. Now its half ready. Now fold it four times to make Small Square. Then take some practice and finish a ship. Now the data is made to transmit via water to other side.

Ps: if it written using ink pen it may result in data loss.

Project crew: Raja (me), Dhadi, Ramanujam

Automatic CD drive eject: (aye just cd eject man)

The cd drive must be ejected before loading a cd in the drive. You may have noticed the cd driver in and out for every two minutes due to some virus. So this project is also a virus culture project.

The author is well known for his mega budget projects such as Landing the entire aero plane with a parachute in any case of mishaps etc.

Project head: Vijay

Lung analyzer:

This project is also called as bit project since its initiator is BIT Samba. He is telling some blah blahs about the project. He says “ This project is going to create a revolution in the world all around. A similar project was started by dean sirosredfic in 1999 but he dropped it . Now im doing it after the detailed study of matters ( new arrivals) and finished the project successfully. “ . So nobody knows about this project and will don’t know in the future I daresay.

Project lead: Samba Shiva (bit)

Kai kodukkum Pai (or) Kanchi thotti

This project is again for disabled and this will be a great contribution to the society. As on the request of the project head the project details are not revealed . this project will rock the entire gents community for sure.

Project sole proprietor: Boopathi

I Wanted To Become…

I wanted to become a gardener…
The idea didn’t take root.

I wanted to become a Lawyer…
But lost the case.

I wanted to become a Painter…
The idea faded out.

I wanted to become an Engine Driver…
But lost the steam.

I wanted to become a Doctor…
But the idea didn’t operate.

I wanted to become a cook…
But missed the masala.

I wanted to become a musician...
The symphony turned into cacophony…

I wanted to become a Physicist…
But it took long time for others to digest.

I wanted to become a librarian…
But I got only S*X books.

I wanted to become a Soldier…
But I could not reach the border.

I wanted my death so near…
Then I become ENGINEER.

AUTOVENUSTRAGRAPHY

I have witnessed two kinds of girls in my life….
1) Those who scream when we look them.
2) Those who remain in silence.
Then I met a third kind…
I looked her eyes …they were
Clear , defined , without wavering … She looked at me.
She is (was) irresistibly good looking.. She smiled at
me when I looked her..

I met few of the third kind and my venustragraphy starts here..
Many of my present college friends use to tease me that Im
too much attracted towards girls , even with lousy fucking
songi girls (often “soles” in college).But my teen started with the
venture of a Diva name senthamilkulali(name changed)
..[summa solla koodathu super setu figuru].She was beautiful ,
very much straight forward and bold enough. She had a very
long hair(not now probably).
I used to follow her every day up to my home since it is in the
same street . One day suddenly she complained to her father
that a “poruki” is following her and that poor guy turned out
to be “Raja” me…Then I never used that direction in my
home town.. [thunda kanum thuniya kanum]..

Then a serious romance sprouted between yuva (me) and a
damsel (nandhini(name not changed)). Nandhini and me met
in a tution centre .We had same taste in enjoying life. After
a deep romance I decided to propose her and did it ..then a
thunder stroked me.. In a temple we met that day and she
began to weep .. oh God what to do ? Then she showed a
yellow rope pulled out from deep inside her inner robes …
ayyo its thali.. Hindu’s marriage identity … Raja escape…..

Then a breeze named pooranapushkala(name changed)
crossed me.. Ya , breeze will have its own impact.. so beautiful
with a cherished face ..she is the daughter of one of my
school teachers.. I like her very much and gazed at her
passionately .. Then she (time) proved it to be unworthy..

Then in college 3 seniors.. and not any of my fellow class
mates since all are boys.. The 3 seniors are already 3somes ..
What this handsome guy can do further.. but I will not stop and
will continue to search the real me (sorry G.V.)…

Disclosure

This blog is maintained by me. I write some posts for monetary benefits. I will not support any party for this monetary benefit. I will not act biased for monetary benefits.

Current shock-2

Hello friends since this season is full of election promises,
i m forced to write sme thing about election fundae..
Since my friend samba encouraged me to continue the
shock-1 , im continuing this....

This will contain the promises of the politicians which
are entirely fictitious.. if they are real promises it is
pure coincidence and author is not responsible for such things..

Amma:
1.If im elected i will give KALAI MAMANI award for all
actors and also for all TN citizens.
2.Rooted out veerappan , if stayed would root out OSama..
3.Will increase TASMAC to international level and uplift
the prestige of TN kudimagan s.
4.Would give 1/2 soveren gold for thali for all girls for
each marriage .
5.Apache bike for school boys and scooty pep for girls (revised).
6.Will give computer to school students and scientific
calculator to B.E. students.

Kalaingar:
1.If selected , would lie for 5 more years & serve TN.
2.Made Tamil "SENTAMIL".. will make it "color color tamil".
3.introduced mini bus .. will introduce mini train, mini car,
mini bike etc.
4. Will provide color TV with setup box.
5.Will give two acres of land to all farmers .
( lands are in US &U.K).

Vaik0:
1.ditto to kalingars arguments.. sorry to Amma's arguments.
2.Will Stress Indian sports authority to make POMBARAM
as the National game.
3.Will make friendly allance with VIDUTHALAI PULIGAL
(LTTE).
4.Will form enough rules that no one should be jailed for
more than 1year (kosu kadi overa irukku).

Captain:
1.Supply ration to home (address arichuna thappa
eduthukkathinga).
2.One india scheme is worth less for poor people since
they have now relatives to make STD. will make local
calls cost just 25 paise.
3.For all farmers a (PASU) cow will be given for 10 litres
milk per day..For youths if they need milk too ,
ready to give.......


PS: All are just for fun dont take it seriously.. Valgha arasial

How C(F)ool My Friend is..

This story happened few days before. So im writing it with
some less hot and spice.My friend and our gang's techno
idiot N.Sadesh kumar a.k.a. Dhaadi (beard man) is the hero.
He is called as dhaadi bcoz if he shaves off his beard in the
morning it will regenerate within evening.

Dhadi and vinod ar my room mates by fate. We shifted our
room to a new (Paladancha) house. We planned to give the
advance to the new houseby getting the room's advance
repaid. The advis 6000 bucks. But after eliminating a month's
rent ( since we didnt paid) and E.B (electric bill) he
is supposed to give 3800 bucks.But he refunded only
3300 bucks , pointing the important room's condition
(fucking toilet).

He pointed that we have not maintained the room properly
that too the nature call's appointment hall. From his
argument i guess he use to eat , drink and do some more
things in that fucking room (Kakooz)..

Our great Dhaadi went to ask for the full repayment (i thought so).
But after 2 hrs he returned with saddy face (Ashtakonal).Then
he told that he cleaned that toilet (for 300 rs).The owner rejected
the work since he is not satisfied .We( ramanujam,Samba.Sathish,
boopu,me) rose to our feet and wanted a battle with that
fucking man.But dhaadi said that it is his probs and we r not
supposed to indulge..

What a man with no self respect (SORANAI).!!!

If he is so rich , he could have left that 300 bloody bucks.
Isnt it an insult for us. He is too vulnearable to be cheated ..
What to do.. Vayulla pulla pozhaikkum..


Will pen soon...bye..

A youthistic vision of problems

We face so many problems in our day to day life from various sources in various forms. How are we solving it to have a deterministic solution ? Ya the main thing we have to do is to ignore the problem irrespective of the consequences.. Many will oppose such a solution.. So we are going to see two possible relevant solution for some problems..

Shh-a-ll we start…

1.What to do when principal is putting some mokkai and you are forced to sit in that environment?
a)Sleep simply
b)Listen if you are dejected in your life(suicide)

2.What to do when we get caught amidst a guys group of kadalai (groundnut)
and some what ok figures?
a)Just buy a ¼ kg and join the group
b)Just sight from as far as possible

3.What to do when we have nothing to do?
a)Remain as you are(vettiya)
b)Write on blog( how is it)

4.What to do when we get caught up in relatives house?
a)Just grind the eatables
b)If mama’s house then start ……. With his daughter.

5.What to do when some relatives hang around our house?
a)Just grind the eatables brought by them.
b)Just pretend to assist your mom in something..

6.What to do when we are in a theory class for hours together?
a)simple…sleep.. don’t hesitate
b)have a sound sleep (recommended)

7.What to do when a girl ask s you a lift?( two wheeler)
a)Don’t hide , just ride (just bike ya)
b)Don’t give lift if you have confidence on a better ride.

8.What to do when you get trapped in a girls toilet?(classic)
a)Just enjoy the opportunity…
b)Just shout out if you are a fruit..

9.What to do when a girl gaze at you?
a)Gaze her like rabbit on dew and not like goat on grass
b)Call her as akka if you already have one(that too better)

10.What to do after reading this blog?
a)Post your comment
b)Post your comment

SYMPOSIUM AT THE BEST

KRANTHI – CSE TECHNICAL SYMPOSIUM HELD IN MEENAKSHI SUNDARAJAN COLLEGE OF ENGINEERING .

A BEAUTIFUL SYMPOSIUM (SUPPOSED TO BE) THAT A STUDENT SHOULD NOT MISS IN HIS COLLEGE TIME. SO MANY EVENTS WERE CONDUCTED IN A GREAT FASHION . THEY WOULD HAVE PLANNED TO FINISH THE INAGURAL FUNCTION BY 10:00 AM . BUT UNFORTUNATELY IT STARTED BY THAT TIME . A BEAUTIFUL PRESENTATION ABOUT THE COLLEGE STUDENTS TOIL IN BUILDING SUCH A GREAT EVENT. (IT MAY BE A BLISS FOR THEM BUT FOR US ?).

THEN THE EVENTS TOOK PLACE ONE BY ONE . FIRST THE PRELIMS WERE CONDUCTED . THEN TEAMS FOR FINAL WERE ANNOUNCED.
THE EVENTS WERE FULLY TECHNICAL .(IN WHAT SENSE ?).
THE PRELIMS FOR ADZAP EVENT CONTAINED FULL OF APPTITUDE QUESTIONS . (BECAUSE THESE APTITUTDE ARE USEFUL IN MARKETING FIELD).THEN THE SHIP WRECK INFORMAL EVENT’S
PRELIMS COMPRISES OF MORE OR LESS THE SAME QUESTION PAPER FOR ADZAP. (OFCOURSE TWO QUESTIONS DIFFERED). THEN THE DEBUGGING .WE WERE THE LAST BATCH TO WRITE THE PRELIMS AND NEARLY 25 TEAMS WITH US TOOK PART. THEN THE FINALISTS WERE ANNOUNCED .WE WERE NOT ANNOUNCED AS FINALISTS. WE WOULD HAVE GOT 35 CORRECT OUT OF 50 QUESTIONS. THEN WE HEARD THAT THE FIRST AMONG THE FINALISTS WERE 28 . THEN WE ASKED ABOUT THIS TO THE COORDINATOR AND HE SIMPLY ANSWERED THAT THE LAST TWO BATCHES PAPERS WERE NOT CORRECTED.(WHAT A GREAT HOSTING AND RESPONSIBILITY?).

THEN FINALISTS LIST WERE ANNOUNCED . WE WERE AMONG THE ADZAP AND DUMB-C LIST. QUIZ FINALS WAS CONDUCTED FIRST.WHAT A TALENTED PERSON WAS THE QUIZZER . THREE ROUNDS WERE OVER . AT THAT TIME THE TEAMS WERE AROUND 20 MARKS. THEN THE FOURTH AND FINAL ROUND CONSISTS OF A VIDEO CLIP AND WITH CLUES WE HAVE TO FIND THE PERSONALITY. THE MARK FOR THAT IS 100 . THE QUIZZER DON’T EVEN KNOW THE CONCEPT OF SUDDEN DEATH STRATEGY .(WHAT A TALENT ?) .

THEN THE ADZAP FINALS …
FEW GIRLS CAME WITH A PRODUCT AND PROVIDED A GREAT DISPLAY
OF THE MARKETING STRATEGY. THEY WERE SIMPLY SHOUTING IN FRONT THE MIC AND JUST RECITING SOME PARAGRAPHS . THEN AN EXPERIENCED TEAM IN ADZAP DISPLAYED THEIR TALENT ,THEY WERE REALLY GOOD AND THEY PROVED IN VARIOUS STAGES IN THE PAST.THEN OUR TEAM PERFORMED TO SOME EXTENT . WE WERE
THE FIRST PLACE HOLDERS IN THE ANNA UNIV –TECHOFEST.

THE JUDGES WERE REALLY PLEASED WITH THE GIRLS PERFORMANCE AND DISCRIMINATED US TO PERFORM THE PRESENT MARKETING STRATEGY IN OUR ADS. THEY NEED SIMPLY DIGNITY AND DISCIPLINE IN THE ADS ( OFCOURSE THEY HAVE THEIR OWN DEFINITION FOR DISCIPLINE ).
OK . FOR A BATHING SOAP ADVERTISEMENT IF A MAN COMES IN A SUIT AND DESCRIBING ABOUT THE ADVANTAGES OF THE SOAP MEANS, IS IT THE BEST STRATEGY IN MARKETING .

THEY ARE NOT ACCEPTING THE REAL TIME AGENDAS. IN IIT - M , THE PRODUCT FOR A GIRL’S TEAM WAS CONDOM .

FIRST THE COORDINATORS OF THE EVENT MUST BE TRAINED IN THE EVENT AND MUST GET GOOD EXPOSURE.

OK FINALLY ANY MEENAKSHI COLLEGE STUDENTS EVENTUALLY SEE THIS , PLEASE RECTIFY THESE IN THE COMING SYMPOSIUMS.

Thavamaai Thavamirundhu

“The responsibility of a father is to make his son get
a good exposure to the world”

“The duty of the son is to make the father feel Proud
to have such a son”

“The mother feels Happier when she hears his son to be
A great person than the time she gave birth to him”

Cheran has given the final touch with these lines.
Ya the film is definitely a novel on the screen.
Some body may feel it to be a lengthy novel.
But it is definitely a lively novel. We faced cheran
as a good director by his last film ‘autograph’ and
films preceeded it. He once again proved it.

Father sentiment is a new concept to tamil film
and it is a good try.

The film starts with the travel by cheran in a car.
Then he sheds some dialogues to emphasis the
Father’s (Rajkiran) importance.Then visits his father
in a hospital. Then starts the flash back …..
Rajkiran was owning a small printing press.
The childhood of cheran and his brother is moved
somewhat slowly , but also interestingly , in some
points like crying of pain in butt due to long
cycle journey.

Father RajKiran is an illiterate . He wants his children
to be great scholars in society . Then years pass away
and the yelder brother of cheran (Senthil) moves to a
diploma course .Then cheran moves to an engineering
course . Then begins his romance . He is attracted by
teen age specials and shifts to hostel further burdening
his father’s economy. Then Cheran to take swing in
his love with Padma Priya a new arrival to tamil
industry who have a good futre . Their romance and
the college days are the most colorful shots in
the film.

Then his brother gets a job and
he gets addicted to some midnight noodles and his
marriage takes place as a result.Here introduced a
good artist to tamil industry as Senthil’s wife. Then
she creates a situation which is Not so favouring the
joined family .Then Rajkiran’s family splits.

Cheran – padmapriya crosses their limit in romance
during a group discussion session.Padma is conceived
and cheran leaves his home with padma without
intimating his father.Then they suffer a lot in Chennai,
cheran (an A.C.Tech student) works in a press
and a girl child is born to them. Rajkiran came to
know abt it. Then cheran mirates to their village
with the father .

The casual play by saranya(cheran’s mom) is really nice.
Her innocence and maturity in the scenes is good.
Then cheran seeks a job and become a well earner.
Then his wife too gets a job and all of them (pa,ma,
Cheran ,padma and child) moves to Madurai . Then a
song which explains their happy life crosses the
screen as a cool breeze on a hotty day. That life
could have been shown for some more time.

Cheran too did the same mistake in the past as his
Brother and weeping at last cannot compensate .

At first padma may look not so fair but in the course
Of film she also shines.Then senthil, his wife are very
well carved . Since the story is canalized through cheran
he is the hero ,but the real hero is RajKiran.

Lets await for a national award for Rajkiran’s performance…..

SO CALLED FRIENDS

Hello friends lets pay our Royal Salute to
the parents of some girls and boys for
their great level of Tolerence and the toil
they pay to meet the expense of their wards.

what is friendship?
what r the possible names for the boy-girl relation?
what is the limit laid by the society for a boy-girl
relation?
what will be the reaction of a girl when the
friend(boy) crosses his limit and viz. ?
are the boys and girls maintain the dignity of their
relation?
These are the questions rose in my mind, when im
thought abt something..

Nowadays we r seeing a healthy environment where
girls are engoying their full freedom and boys are
socially related with girls. How far this relation is true
and to what extent they are sincere to the bind ..?
Parents are allowing their wards to mingle freely
with their comrates so that they would get maximum
exposure . But some pathogens spoil this healthy
environment . They are no other than the same boys and
girls .


Im not trying to say that sharing of knowledge between
the guys and their social relation is not encouragable.
Since im a social guy , im not emphasising on that
thing ,but in what way they r spoiling the dignity
of their relation and how to maintain it ..

In near past(school) there prevailed pair culture . Two boys or
two girls will be very close and wont be intimate with
others . Then came the gang culture . Some boys or some
girls form gangs and they will be so intimate with each
other .
Now rising a new culture called "FAMILY CULTURE" .
Some girls and few boys(that too 2 or 3) form a group(family).
K this is veryy good approach to get a nice exposure and it
will be helpfull in job environvent and so on ..


These fellows r really very close . For our vision also it may
look like a good binding of friends . Then starts their ROMANCE..
They are Talking over mobiles for hours together . When asked
"Why u are talking such a long time ?"..
They simply say that " We r understanding each other"..
Then romantic pairs sprout from the family...


Why the family members are disguising themselves to be
so called friends ?...
Is love a great blunder ?... Then why they are romancing
under the mask of friends ?..
They are reverting some questions as " Cann't love develop
from friendship ?.."
K. Their point of view is also correct to some extent ..
But they could maintain the dignity of their relation
better......