What to do.........?

If you have semester exams and you have one knight to prepare for it and how will you prepare .....?
Recently i came across the Practical Exam for this semester and here i go......
I, kudi, ragav, dhaadi were in the room that is our knowledge granary...

1. We went to have snacks by 7 in evening. We had 2 cutlets, 2 samosa, 2 bajji and a plate of masala each.....

2. After returning we started to seee some stuff about simple aspects in exam.... like diagrams ( important in that exam)

3. Then we went to have supper by 9.30....

4. After returning we opened the record and started discussing about scary moments in each one's life as i started the topic by the courtesy of Captain..

5. Then we discussed about politics in our region...

6.Then we ( Dhaadi in singular)browsed thru some illegal sites since room is now powered with TaTa internet....

7. Then we added some files to download manager and started our crap practical preparation, sleeping...

8. Then we woke up and shocked to see the clock hands very much irregular....

9. After reaching college, we started to discuss about the marking system , marks for various section in our exam...

10. We all finished the exam and i screwed it up to the maximum extent that i can do......

Halloooooooowen - My Scary Day

Our Captain suggested us to write a scary post and i tried to justice to his opinion but i present a crap here....I am doing my final year engineering in a college. I attended my placement in my pre-final year. This march, i attended a campus interview in our college for one of the leading software giants and MNCs Cognizant Technologies solutions. I was so happy when they announced the result and my name was there and i got recruited by a famous concern. I wanted to meet my parents then and there. So i decided to go to my home town directly from my college. I was traveling to my town by night 10... I reached there by 11 at knight. It was a new moon day and i could realize my eye sight power in that mind blowing darkness. Im very much close to blind. cool.... In our area there are no threats of thieves and we have no scary stories there. SO i was walking there with full confidence. But suddenly i felt that i was been followed by some body... I was a bit scared to turn. But i did... There were no one... I was walking alone. After some time once again felt the presence of some one... Holy crap i turned just like that and was hitting a dog with my bag.... Hooooooooo. It was a scary one.... The dog started barking and i started running.... God....... Save me from bites....... I ran as fast as i could and suddenly climbed up a wall of a house.... I felt safe... But the dog seemed to be trained to climb walls... Oh shit... I was running around the house on the wall..... Then i jumped and i could see my home.... I ran fastly and i reached home.... My mom heard these stuff and simply kissed me and congratulated me for getting placed in CTS......

TCS - A gift to India

Tata Consultancy Services is the leading giants in software field. How they reached such a peak..? They were the first billion dollar company. The manpower of TCS is around 90,000... They rendered the nation and world so many good products. They do lots and lots of charity stuff. They give 75% of their profit to charity (company source). They tied up with TN govt and successfully running a project on AIDS. They are good enough to be appreciated. But CTS the rivals,even with no product, no social projects, no charity, surpassing TCS. So TCS should rise up to the situation and prove the world, they are the best. Experience Certainity.....



Ps: Im a Cognizant employee and im proud to be so.

Marriage in Mexico

Fank : Hello steves , where were you yesterday man ? I had a time of my life there in vishwa sister’s wedding.
Steves: I went to make out with my babe . So only I wasn’t able to make it.
Fr: you missed a lot man….
St : hye would you mind in briefing the function…?
Fr : not at all.

The groom and the bride had a nice ride in a 1900’s model car.they called it as “alaippu”.



All the guys just came as they were having a walk without shirts.The groom was holding an umbrella inspite of the nice climate. He was holding a walking stick. How young he is….









I entered the hall. Three girls were standing at the entrance and they were trying to hit me with some metallic weapon. I escaped from them with some drops over my shirt.

Viswas brother-in-law was sitting on a platform. The hall was covered by fumes.i thought, they were trying to put off the fire but they poured some thing and it fumed more.









Then the bride was coming and the groom was ready with their religious thread. Suddenly the girl sat on her father’s lap, though there were adequate seats.








A guy was threatening the people by showing sign with index finger. Suddenly some people were scared and hitting the drums in a different way.(kettu melam)






The groom sudenly sat down and lifted the foot of the girl. The girl blushed. I thought , it was the childhood game of just caressing and making to laugh. But he just wore a ring on her finger on foot.




They just asked me to take the lunch. I entered the hall and it was similar to a battle field. There was an item called “appalam” . I tried to eat it several times but it broke all the times.













In the evening the couple played by rolling a coconut like children. They combed each other. Suddenly I saw a scene. They took that appalam and just showered it over each other.. oh.. then why theses guys placed it on my lunch.






Totally it was scenic……

JEPPIAR-2 : An Extension of a great Person

This smart edition’s main aim is to rectify the blunder done in
the last poooooost.The additional purpose is to emphasis the
listening capacity of the author in the class room.

We guys -5th year oops semester engg students have a subject called Principles of Management( POM…..POM…).Initially a superb sir handled the subject and all of us use to be attentive in that period alone. Then the department changed the staff and appointed “ Soundarapandiya muthaliyar” a great person.. He attracted us much more and we started to listen the class more keen.. The pearls shed by the great man are a lot And here I present the heap I listened in one period..

Ego systems = Eco system
Dener = dinner
Kaleges = colleagues
Divided = divided
Prassesing = processing
Should meant = no equivalents
Banging = banking
Slats = slots
Softwhere = software
Pecialisation = specialization
Exam bell = example
Salend = salient
Plasses = places
Messssure= measure
Belang = belong
Inity = unity
I am already told = no equi.

Special:
**** INSIDE OF THE SIDE HEADINGS*****


PS: These words and phrases and deciphered by a committee of English professors and the probable equivalent words are written as per the committee’s recommendations..
Author is not responsible for any wrong decoding J

A New Saga - 10a

How ladies take care or how ladies make their appearance when they attend a function, traditional or extra……….?

1. Facial:

All lands and pits are somewhat leveled and made into a plain surface by this technique. This is achieved by the application of a special layer of 1-1.25 inches thickness [approximately] comprising of lactocalamel like solutions, fair and lovely like creams and rose powder like mixtures. This is also called as plateau leveling.

2. Hair dress:

According to you know who’s father, this latest style may be witnessed in very dry areas of India and Somalia, where non-availability of water affects the life. This SEMBATTAI hair is obtained by coloring. This is forest leveling.

* 3.Threading: [Performed by experts, don’t try this at home]

This is a tedious process previously used by some terrorist groups.Most of the hair follicles of eyebrow are removed , leaving behind meagre amount , just for not to be accused . ( Terrorists remove their eyebrow to hide their identity).

4. Trimming:

The extra large hair follicles are subsided in this process, not to mention this in detail. In short, Veerapandia kattabomman girl is transformed into a madhavan or maddy girl.
This is Grassland leveling.

5. Dressing:

This is really a nice process by which they are encouraging the different talents in designing (sarees) and cutting edge technology (blouse). Most of the color selection and design are the cause for NEWS such as sudden death of 2 cows, loss of sight for 3 dogs and a 70 year old man. Reasons are still puzzling.

6. Accessories:

Usually this section helps ICCI bank’s business in the form of credit and debit cards and contributes a lot to the gold mine workers of South Africa.

7. Lip stick – Nail polish – Bindi:

This triplet combination is more powerful than 3-Tamil combination.

Lip stick might sometime contribute to the previous dog, cow news. [Rarely seductive].

Nail polish , eventually creates the movements of hands like a mirudhanga vidhvan for better exposure.

Bindi, difficult to find or feel its presence in most cases.
Note: All 3 are in same color mostly.

8. Slip-per:

Usually it will be some feet above the sea level. Basic idea behind this is to use them for seating arrangement (stool) in crowded, seat devoid situations. Rapidly developing as a lethal weapon with sharp knife heels.

9. Verification and confirmation:

Usually the one which (who) is married to or born with the lady are used in this section (first male appearance, wow). Feedbacks are not generally considered.

10. Muttham (Kiss):

Final stage, where the mirror image shows a sigh of relief, gets a (ich) kiss floated towards it, even implanted on it directly making the particular area lose its reflecting capacity.


In spite of all the teasing, most of the gents are proud to be used in verification (they too might get an ich sporadically) and want to become the mirror to get that beautiful one. Gents LUV them, Protect them, bcoz they are always PRECIOUS (even with flaws).

Im Enlightened

Im enlightened not by the Bodhi tree,
But , by ur Saree's touch that made me free....

Im enlightened not by Good Books,
But, by the library in your looks....

Im enlightened not by a saint,
But, by your smile that make me faint....

Im enlightened not by meditation,
But, by ur honey voice's dictation....

Im enlightened not by rituals,
But, by your kiss that turns me sensual...

Im enlightened not by spirit,
But, by your closeness that is real spirit....

Im enlightened not by Divinity,
But, by your Love and Affinity.....

Sun - The Eternal Shiner

When I was blessed with your rays,
My thoughts freshened and opened new ways...

When I saw him with closed eye,
I could feel energy in my inward eye...

He is the Master of this system,
He makes the slaves spin in a momentum......

Sun is The Creator of Life,
We want to reach you within our life.....

I have lots of love for you..........
Though Im not a Phoenix......

Exam

A foolish methodology,
Time wasting terminology.

A synonym to open dumping,
Making us, experts in scribbling.

It is a meditation with pen,
if you concentrate fully, you are the one.

It is nothing but a holy crap,
That makes your Academics a crap.

You have to vomit in 3 hours,
What you sucked in 3 months.

So to me Exam is nothing but,
For a senseless purpose, toiling ur Butt....


Ps: This was written by me during C# exam....

You want it.. How to get it..

If you want to read ,
Read good books.

If you want to write ,
Write down your mistakes.

If you want to cultivate,
Cultivate good manners.

If you want to sow,
Sow seeds of love.

If you want to help,
Help the needy.

If you want to hinder,
Hinder the unrighteousness.

If you want to adopt,
Adopt your own principle.

If you want to reject,
Reject the gifts.

If you want to spread,
Spread the peace.

If you want to curb,
Curb the anger.

If you want to kill,
Kill your pride.

If you want to DIE,
Die for your country.

If you want to give up,
Give up your bad habits.

If you want to keep on,
Keep on reading my blog.

Here we go......

Actually i read ponnarasi's blog and got dejected... She was right... Most of us were unaware about the fact, we are the major cause for global warming... Technology improved a lot and we are using sophisticated methods to generate power... We are using atomic stuff... Nuclear energy plays a major part in our nations energy consumption... Always people will be attracted towards costly stuff.... So they are attracted towards nuclear deals rather than generating energy in simple eco friendly manner... The river nationalisation project is a similar one prevailing in our nation.... England plaed wind mills in the midst of sea and generating power. But we have just few places to mention about wind mills... We can get 1000s of Mega waats from wind resource itself.... We are always fancy loving people and we still remain as the same people and we will soon sign 123 pact and once again imperialism is gona start in a different style....

UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE

You give so much love in all that you do
I just cann’t help giving some back to you

Look into my eyes and you’ll see
What you mean to me.

Look into your heart and you will see
What I mean to you .

There’s no way that I can ever forget you
Becoz I Love You .

Love is not to hold the other
But rather gently let go.

Love is not to ask from the other
But rather give unfrugaly

Love is not hurt the other
But rather be hurt.

Love is to mourn quietly and weep alone
Unable to forget the one who loves you

Love is to ask bless with tears
The one who is loved by you.

Love is not to live for oneself
But only for the sake of the other

Love is to give all you have for the other
Even your life.

So what love really means to me is
Unconditional acceptance of the other.