If you have semester exams and you have one knight to prepare for it and how will you prepare .....?
Recently i came across the Practical Exam for this semester and here i go......
I, kudi, ragav, dhaadi were in the room that is our knowledge granary...
1. We went to have snacks by 7 in evening. We had 2 cutlets, 2 samosa, 2 bajji and a plate of masala each.....
2. After returning we started to seee some stuff about simple aspects in exam.... like diagrams ( important in that exam)
3. Then we went to have supper by 9.30....
4. After returning we opened the record and started discussing about scary moments in each one's life as i started the topic by the courtesy of Captain..
5. Then we discussed about politics in our region...
6.Then we ( Dhaadi in singular)browsed thru some illegal sites since room is now powered with TaTa internet....
7. Then we added some files to download manager and started our crap practical preparation, sleeping...
8. Then we woke up and shocked to see the clock hands very much irregular....
9. After reaching college, we started to discuss about the marking system , marks for various section in our exam...
10. We all finished the exam and i screwed it up to the maximum extent that i can do......
October 31, 2007
What to do.........?
Halloooooooowen - My Scary Day
Our Captain suggested us to write a scary post and i tried to justice to his opinion but i present a crap here....I am doing my final year engineering in a college. I attended my placement in my pre-final year. This march, i attended a campus interview in our college for one of the leading software giants and MNCs Cognizant Technologies solutions. I was so happy when they announced the result and my name was there and i got recruited by a famous concern. I wanted to meet my parents then and there. So i decided to go to my home town directly from my college. I was traveling to my town by night 10... I reached there by 11 at knight. It was a new moon day and i could realize my eye sight power in that mind blowing darkness. Im very much close to blind. cool.... In our area there are no threats of thieves and we have no scary stories there. SO i was walking there with full confidence. But suddenly i felt that i was been followed by some body... I was a bit scared to turn. But i did... There were no one... I was walking alone. After some time once again felt the presence of some one... Holy crap i turned just like that and was hitting a dog with my bag.... Hooooooooo. It was a scary one.... The dog started barking and i started running.... God....... Save me from bites....... I ran as fast as i could and suddenly climbed up a wall of a house.... I felt safe... But the dog seemed to be trained to climb walls... Oh shit... I was running around the house on the wall..... Then i jumped and i could see my home.... I ran fastly and i reached home.... My mom heard these stuff and simply kissed me and congratulated me for getting placed in CTS......
October 27, 2007
TCS - A gift to India
Tata Consultancy Services is the leading giants in software field. How they reached such a peak..? They were the first billion dollar company. The manpower of TCS is around 90,000... They rendered the nation and world so many good products. They do lots and lots of charity stuff. They give 75% of their profit to charity (company source). They tied up with TN govt and successfully running a project on AIDS. They are good enough to be appreciated. But CTS the rivals,even with no product, no social projects, no charity, surpassing TCS. So TCS should rise up to the situation and prove the world, they are the best. Experience Certainity.....
Ps: Im a Cognizant employee and im proud to be so.
October 26, 2007
Marriage in Mexico
Fank : Hello steves , where were you yesterday man ? I had a time of my life there in vishwa sister’s wedding.
Steves: I went to make out with my babe . So only I wasn’t able to make it.
Fr: you missed a lot man….
St : hye would you mind in briefing the function…?
Fr : not at all.
The groom and the bride had a nice ride in a 1900’s model car.they called it as “alaippu”.
All the guys just came as they were having a walk without shirts.The groom was holding an umbrella inspite of the nice climate. He was holding a walking stick. How young he is….
I entered the hall. Three girls were standing at the entrance and they were trying to hit me with some metallic weapon. I escaped from them with some drops over my shirt.
Viswas brother-in-law was sitting on a platform. The hall was covered by fumes.i thought, they were trying to put off the fire but they poured some thing and it fumed more.
Then the bride was coming and the groom was ready with their religious thread. Suddenly the girl sat on her father’s lap, though there were adequate seats.
A guy was threatening the people by showing sign with index finger. Suddenly some people were scared and hitting the drums in a different way.(kettu melam)
The groom sudenly sat down and lifted the foot of the girl. The girl blushed. I thought , it was the childhood game of just caressing and making to laugh. But he just wore a ring on her finger on foot.
They just asked me to take the lunch. I entered the hall and it was similar to a battle field. There was an item called “appalam” . I tried to eat it several times but it broke all the times.
In the evening the couple played by rolling a coconut like children. They combed each other. Suddenly I saw a scene. They took that appalam and just showered it over each other.. oh.. then why theses guys placed it on my lunch.
Totally it was scenic……
JEPPIAR-2 : An Extension of a great Person
This smart edition’s main aim is to rectify the blunder done in
the last poooooost.The additional purpose is to emphasis the
listening capacity of the author in the class room.
We guys -5th year oops semester engg students have a subject called Principles of Management( POM…..POM…).Initially a superb sir handled the subject and all of us use to be attentive in that period alone. Then the department changed the staff and appointed “ Soundarapandiya muthaliyar” a great person.. He attracted us much more and we started to listen the class more keen.. The pearls shed by the great man are a lot And here I present the heap I listened in one period..
Ego systems = Eco system
Dener = dinner
Kaleges = colleagues
Divided = divided
Prassesing = processing
Should meant = no equivalents
Banging = banking
Slats = slots
Softwhere = software
Pecialisation = specialization
Exam bell = example
Salend = salient
Plasses = places
Messssure= measure
Belang = belong
Inity = unity
I am already told = no equi.
Special:
**** INSIDE OF THE SIDE HEADINGS*****
PS: These words and phrases and deciphered by a committee of English professors and the probable equivalent words are written as per the committee’s recommendations..
Author is not responsible for any wrong decoding J
October 24, 2007
A New Saga - 10a
How ladies take care or how ladies make their appearance when they attend a function, traditional or extra……….?
1. Facial:
All lands and pits are somewhat leveled and made into a plain surface by this technique. This is achieved by the application of a special layer of 1-1.25 inches thickness [approximately] comprising of lactocalamel like solutions, fair and lovely like creams and rose powder like mixtures. This is also called as plateau leveling.
2. Hair dress:
According to you know who’s father, this latest style may be witnessed in very dry areas of India and Somalia, where non-availability of water affects the life. This SEMBATTAI hair is obtained by coloring. This is forest leveling.
* 3.Threading: [Performed by experts, don’t try this at home]
This is a tedious process previously used by some terrorist groups.Most of the hair follicles of eyebrow are removed , leaving behind meagre amount , just for not to be accused . ( Terrorists remove their eyebrow to hide their identity).
4. Trimming:
The extra large hair follicles are subsided in this process, not to mention this in detail. In short, Veerapandia kattabomman girl is transformed into a madhavan or maddy girl.
This is Grassland leveling.
5. Dressing:
This is really a nice process by which they are encouraging the different talents in designing (sarees) and cutting edge technology (blouse). Most of the color selection and design are the cause for NEWS such as sudden death of 2 cows, loss of sight for 3 dogs and a 70 year old man. Reasons are still puzzling.
6. Accessories:
Usually this section helps ICCI bank’s business in the form of credit and debit cards and contributes a lot to the gold mine workers of South Africa.
7. Lip stick – Nail polish – Bindi:
This triplet combination is more powerful than 3-Tamil combination.
Lip stick might sometime contribute to the previous dog, cow news. [Rarely seductive].
Nail polish , eventually creates the movements of hands like a mirudhanga vidhvan for better exposure.
Bindi, difficult to find or feel its presence in most cases.
Note: All 3 are in same color mostly.
8. Slip-per:
Usually it will be some feet above the sea level. Basic idea behind this is to use them for seating arrangement (stool) in crowded, seat devoid situations. Rapidly developing as a lethal weapon with sharp knife heels.
9. Verification and confirmation:
Usually the one which (who) is married to or born with the lady are used in this section (first male appearance, wow). Feedbacks are not generally considered.
10. Muttham (Kiss):
Final stage, where the mirror image shows a sigh of relief, gets a (ich) kiss floated towards it, even implanted on it directly making the particular area lose its reflecting capacity.
In spite of all the teasing, most of the gents are proud to be used in verification (they too might get an ich sporadically) and want to become the mirror to get that beautiful one. Gents LUV them, Protect them, bcoz they are always PRECIOUS (even with flaws).
Im Enlightened
Im enlightened not by the Bodhi tree,
But , by ur Saree's touch that made me free....
Im enlightened not by Good Books,
But, by the library in your looks....
Im enlightened not by a saint,
But, by your smile that make me faint....
Im enlightened not by meditation,
But, by ur honey voice's dictation....
Im enlightened not by rituals,
But, by your kiss that turns me sensual...
Im enlightened not by spirit,
But, by your closeness that is real spirit....
Im enlightened not by Divinity,
But, by your Love and Affinity.....
Sun - The Eternal Shiner
When I was blessed with your rays,
My thoughts freshened and opened new ways...
When I saw him with closed eye,
I could feel energy in my inward eye...
He is the Master of this system,
He makes the slaves spin in a momentum......
Sun is The Creator of Life,
We want to reach you within our life.....
I have lots of love for you..........
Though Im not a Phoenix......
Exam
A foolish methodology,
Time wasting terminology.
A synonym to open dumping,
Making us, experts in scribbling.
It is a meditation with pen,
if you concentrate fully, you are the one.
It is nothing but a holy crap,
That makes your Academics a crap.
You have to vomit in 3 hours,
What you sucked in 3 months.
So to me Exam is nothing but,
For a senseless purpose, toiling ur Butt....
Ps: This was written by me during C# exam....
October 23, 2007
You want it.. How to get it..
If you want to read ,
Read good books.
If you want to write ,
Write down your mistakes.
If you want to cultivate,
Cultivate good manners.
If you want to sow,
Sow seeds of love.
If you want to help,
Help the needy.
If you want to hinder,
Hinder the unrighteousness.
If you want to adopt,
Adopt your own principle.
If you want to reject,
Reject the gifts.
If you want to spread,
Spread the peace.
If you want to curb,
Curb the anger.
If you want to kill,
Kill your pride.
If you want to DIE,
Die for your country.
If you want to give up,
Give up your bad habits.
If you want to keep on,
Keep on reading my blog.
October 22, 2007
Here we go......
Actually i read ponnarasi's blog and got dejected... She was right... Most of us were unaware about the fact, we are the major cause for global warming... Technology improved a lot and we are using sophisticated methods to generate power... We are using atomic stuff... Nuclear energy plays a major part in our nations energy consumption... Always people will be attracted towards costly stuff.... So they are attracted towards nuclear deals rather than generating energy in simple eco friendly manner... The river nationalisation project is a similar one prevailing in our nation.... England plaed wind mills in the midst of sea and generating power. But we have just few places to mention about wind mills... We can get 1000s of Mega waats from wind resource itself.... We are always fancy loving people and we still remain as the same people and we will soon sign 123 pact and once again imperialism is gona start in a different style....
October 9, 2007
UNCONDITIONAL ACCEPTANCE
You give so much love in all that you do
I just cann’t help giving some back to you
Look into my eyes and you’ll see
What you mean to me.
Look into your heart and you will see
What I mean to you .
There’s no way that I can ever forget you
Becoz I Love You .
Love is not to hold the other
But rather gently let go.
Love is not to ask from the other
But rather give unfrugaly
Love is not hurt the other
But rather be hurt.
Love is to mourn quietly and weep alone
Unable to forget the one who loves you
Love is to ask bless with tears
The one who is loved by you.
Love is not to live for oneself
But only for the sake of the other
Love is to give all you have for the other
Even your life.
So what love really means to me is
Unconditional acceptance of the other.
Bloggers @ sai cse 3
As i mentioned there are many more bloggers in our class...
11. Jayalakshmi : www.blissjai.blogspot.com
She is my beloved sister in blogsphere.... She write some thing nice and immediately make goose flesh to us by some emotional post..... She is having a very great support in blog world... A famous PR4 blog is soon going to be hers....
12. Bala : www.balablooms.blogspot.com
Bala a die hard fan of sports, applied for sponsored reviews just after ctrl c and ctrl v of certain sports posts... But now sponsored review is going towards bankruptcy due to rejection of his blog. A good sports quizzer, and can give lots more in blogs....
13. Thala : www.freewebs.com/aishujusforu
Thala is one of my favourite girls in class. She is an excellent story teller. She is dormant , but we will protest against it to activate her account soon.
14. Sano : www.haisano.blogspot.com
He is one of my close friend in blog circle. He often conducts cine quiz in his blog and i ll get 0 always.... Some good lyrics are available here. You can have a fun if you are a tamil film die hard fan....
15. Sadesh : www.sadesh.nehru.blogspot.com
He is August blogger. He writes posts in his blog only during the august month of the year. He writes about his sexual affairs and so on...
15 b. Sambu : A blogger... thats it...
####Jeya prabhu : www.jprabhu.blogspot.com
He sent me message to see his blog today evening only.. He tries something and lets wait, if the stuff works out or not....
October 7, 2007
SINKING TITANIC
Titanic , a ship of open grace
One couldn’t digest its details in a glance
So huge , so active , so smooth , so gracious
At night , she shone like the necklace of the sea
Aye , she was the Queen of the sea .
As her majesty sailed along ,
The ship hull whispering a song
In a night so calm and lively
And lo! The iceberg that jutted so cruelly
Twisted the fate of the bejeweled Queen.
The hushed murmurings of the crew ,
The number of life boats so few ,
All went unnoticed by the passengers ,
For they knew nothing of the danger
The children were playing with ice for adventure.
One minute the activity aboard as such ,
The other the mob of people aboard too much ,
As many clung to each other ,
Many flung away from each other .
Cries of plea for help arose
Answered by those nowhere close.
The SOS were tapped ,
The crakers were fired ,
Into half , the ship cracked ,
Lights fell leaving more bodies marked ,
Some of the remaining life sparked .
The ship finally did bow ,
Humbling its glittering glow ,
The raising of ship was slow ,
As it stood along its vertical height ,
For many it was a sight .
The once bejeweled Queen of the sea ,
Now the play ground of the ocean .
A ship so fine , so unique ,
For many its wreck is a panic ,
Oh ! Titanic ! Why did you have to sink ?
October 6, 2007
Bloggers @ sai cse 2
In the previous post, i introduced only few characters. But there are still a lots to go...
6. Sathish - www.sathukudi.blogspot.com
I still remember, i reserved the name for him... Sathish + kudi = sathukudi...He is a guy who always tortures not only me but all with some extra brilliant stuff.....
7. Samba - www.dogastray.blogspot.com
Actually i thought of not putting this name here. Bcoz , he is not a blogger so far... He posts occasionally and claims himself to be a blogger. A guy with lots of blogging talent, but impotent oops dormant....
8. Boopu- www.boostboobu.blogspot.com
Kaipulla is here... He is the worstest of the kind i have ever seen. He is the senior for all of us in one particular thing. He is a oor naatan and claims himself to be living in city for 20 years, but knows nothing other than chromept.
9. Prasi - www.rprasi.blogspot.com
A new blogger. Very much inactive like the other i mentioned above. Post podara podara, potukkite irukka.......
10. Kavin - www.kavinpreethi.blogspot.com
ivalum oru inactive case... But earned $10 by writing sponsored posts for sid...
Bloggers @ sai cse
Bloggers @ sai cse is a good title for this i suppose. Recently sid started a community in orkut. That named as bloggers @ sairam.... I dont know that many bloggers @ sairam.... But there are few bloggers whom i know at cse.... So i want to list them here with some info about their blog.....
1***** ramanujam - www.ramanujamp.blogspot.com
He is the guy who introduced blogging to our class. He is our blog guru....
2.raja - www.rajazone.blogspot.com
I am the one who started blog next to babbu but still a young blog...
3.Mahesh - www.gmahesh.blogspot.com
His blog is full of actualization contents... His hobby is to play hide n seek with god. So he says, discover god in u... Periya columbus....
4. Vijay - www.svijayspeaks.blogspot.com
2nd Youngest to blogging field in our 6 men circle , but became very famous due to back links from many girls and $150 from PPP...
5. Sid - www.siddhuthetechie.blogspot.com
Tech geek, tried something differently. But it didnt worked out well and he is now in money making....
FOOT BOARD LOVE
I live in suburban area of Chennai . I study in the “ YOU KNOW WHICH “ college (not to be named).So I used the college bus to go to the college since the transport is compulsory and nearly no other means to go to the holy place. I joined a course outside . So in the evening I have to go by college bus up to tambaram . Then I used MTC bus to go to the class .
I finished the day’s class and started to return home . So I waited in the bus stop and found a bus nearly dumped and some human jams are squeezed over the foot board . I usually don’t prefer that type of journey . So I left that bus . Next bus came similar to the first bus . So I thought to leave that bus also . Then I realized some rays leaking through the last seat window. Ya she is really an angel she gave a graced sight on me . wow what a beauty !!!!!!!!!!!!!
Then I boarded the bus without thinking the consequences and that I have to hang in the steps for nearly 20 min. but she gave me a beautiful look . Ya I liked it of course . Just beauty is not life , but it the first mean to get into ….i hanged on the foot board and had a nice deep droopy look over her. She also gave me a filtered look occasionally . Ya I was cooled by those looks and enjoyed the scenario till the destination with hanging in the half air .
When I took my hands and made them to relax she showed a painful look . I realized the feel . Ya only the attraction is the basis of all the things . Then suddenly I saw two books in her hands since she couldn’t place all the books in her bag. Ya those books are familiar to me. Ya they are the books of subjects which I have in this semester . Ya she is my batch student .
Some more luck favored me . While the bus was nearing my stop , she rose up . Ya how all these could happen in a day. Then the bus rested on my stop ok our stop. Then we got down . She gave me a smiley look.I responded it and gathered courage and asked her “ you are doing your 2nd year cse in which college ? “ . She smiled and said how I knew that . I said “ Im also doing my cse 2nd year in the ..you know which college “ . She said her college name that also not to be named . Then I separated from her and walked towards my house which was my home once .
MY FIRST LOVE
Gods view over materialism
It was long time since god had visited earth, he felt concerned about his creatures and decided to make a visit to earth .As he descended to earth he saw vast buildings, towers touching the sky and dams of marvelous construction, which was man’s creation but he dint smile and he moved on .On the way he came upon what is known as modern man. The modern man wore a proud look in his face and as he spoke to god, god did notice a definite note of pride in his eyes and tone as he spoke “sire, see how beautiful have I made the earth of thine”. God smiled but it wasn’t a smile of delight, he smiled at the innocence of modern man. Then man added, “Are you satisfied sire”. But God’s only answer was “It shall be seen soon”.
Then God went to the edge of the road where stood a small plant and asked “child, speak of your troubles”. The little plant replied, “Oh, father, man has taken to destroying Mother Nature, and everything you have given him. He has made my life miserable & because of him many of my kindered have perished, I request thy to punish him”. Hearing this man startled but before man could open his mouth God cut in “I’ve not yet made my decision son”. Then God commanded the wind & water to speak & then both wind &water together started “Lord, thy created us to serve creatures of thine but man has made us give misery & death to thy creatures hence he needs to be punished”. Man after hearing this didn’t speak any thing but still God meant to finish his ego by final blow & it didn’t wait long. Along the road came an old woman with a dead child in her hands. When God asked her reason for sorrow, she replied that her only grandson died by drinking the polluted river water near her house. Seeing this man’s head was bent with shame & his proud eyes was filled with remorse then God said “son, desire of mine was to have a garden of living creatures but thy has created a graveyard of great mounds, thy has caused great misery &destruction to creatures of mine thence make amends and this will be last chance of thine”. With these words, God vanished & the dead child sprang back to life but still.
Please be less dependent towards materialism, save environment, trees also have souls as we have, save earth “THIS IS OUR LAST CHANCE TO MAKE AMENDS………………………...
contributed by
J.Sathish
My best commitment
Oh dear you are my first suicide attempt
And I often think which made me so tempt .
Then I connected to inward heart , comport
But my system faced a serious error report.
As a s/w engineer I never worry about warning
But why I try to speak with you every morning.
You are a red signal on my traffic less road ,
That is the thing which is trying to make me a mad.
I use to wander here and there becoz of you
But why I can’t realize you are a flu.
Then only I realized that I am a warrior at my best
And I need all time after battle a rest.
When sunsets , I stop my zeal
To make my love itself reveal.
I described you as my 1st suicide attempt,
But you are my life’s best commitment.
October 2, 2007
Contradictions
We are facing lots and lots of contradictions in our life. We can also mention them as paradox or oxymoron.... So we shall see some proverbs which deal with such paradoxical contents.....
1.Union is strength.
Para: Man is good , men are bad.
2. Spare the rod and spoil the child.
para : Non- violence cant be a solution.
3.Familiarity breeds to contempt.
para : Practice makes perfection.
4.Aim for moon, then you can land amidst stars.
Para: A bird in hand is worth, two in bush.
5.Situation makes man.
para: A bad workman blames his tools.
